While searching for something else entirely, I stumbled upon an email I wrote to the Bulwer-Lytton "worst first sentence" contest ...

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Sylvia just phoned to tell me that her on-call doctor at Grandview is none other than... Dr. Spock. I feel much better about this whole ...

Just as I was pulling into my parking spot last night, returning home from a visit with Sylvia, my brother called my cell. "I have s...

On July 3, Sylvia and I arrived home from work simultaneously, a reasonably rare occurence. We took the elevator up to our condo together,...

In honour of Canada Day, I present what I believe should be our second official national anthem: The Log Driver's Waltz.

So a few days back I was asked if I'd volunteer to take some photographs of Kevin and a few carefully chosen models for this year's ...

From: Earl J. Woods Sent: Thursday, June 28, 2007 8:37 PM To: Sean Woods Subject: FLASH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH http://video.scifi.com/playe...

Back in the 90s, I wrote a few comic strips for Prairie Jam, a publication of ESPA, the Edmonton Small Press Association. This is the last s...

Last winter, tickets for DJ Fresh Christ were selling for less than 50 bucks! Can't pass up a heavenly deal like that..

Why does Nemesis react so poorly to the other hero's friendly gesture? It seems like there's something else going on here, somethi...

Some time ago, I wrote a brief review of John Scalzi's Old Man's War . (Read the review at http://earljwoods.blogspot.com/2007/02/y...

On Saturday, June 9, I headed down to Drumheller-Stettler to support Tom Dooley, Alberta Liberal candidate for today's by-election. Tom...

Earlier this month, we celebrated Stephen Fitzpatrick’s 40th birthday. Since I’ve known Stephen for over 20 years now, this seems an opportu...

Earl J. Woods at Dinosaur Provincial Park, Drumheller; May 31, 1987. Photo by Jeff Crozier. While looking through photo albums for anothe...

Earl J. Woods begins his spin for Backyard Games glory. It looks good... The centripetal forces are shocking - will Woods' body coll...

Welcome to the Woods World of Sports, where wacky Woods brothers wage the Battle of the Back Yard, beginning here in the front yard with t...