"Inside each of us is a skeleton eager to escape."  --Abdul O'Connor, October 31, 2097, just before his skeleton escaped

"If I babble, and I'm not saying I do, it's so I can't hear the voices in my head," Jimmy remarked as he tinkered with...

Bees Buzz Bee suit Be gentle Eight bees hovering Queen rests on a throne of honey Honeycomb patterns Amaze eyes Sun sets Night Falls  

During "The Shores of the Cosmic Ocean," the first episode of Cosmos, Carl Sagan says "We are a way for the universe to know ...

A sweet for my sweet! Happy Birthday, Squishy McMonkey!   

Years ago, I had Sylvia pose while wearing a fake, battery-powered Green Lantern ring and used Photoshop to parody the cover of Green Lante...

Here's my Dada Comics #2, but reimagined as a Dali painting by ChatGPT. Apparently Dali's genius is comprised solely by making thing...

  Years ago, I used Photoshop to assemble Dada Comics #1. Here's what it might have looked like if Rembrandt had composed it. 

I asked ChatGPT to restore a photograph of me from the time Sylvia and I went to Radium. Sylvia put a little bit of her thumb over the lens ...

Behold my brother Sean Standing in a tree Apple blossoms of the crab In the year 80 Red canoe observes Canoehead underneath? Soon the season...

Sean and I have been fooling around with Gemini's video generation software for a while, and yesterday he posted a funny clip inspired b...

So the needless, divisive, misleading, non-binding referendumb is over, and Albertans, thankfully, have voted three to one to bring this non...

Polls are still open, which is a good thing--turnout is high, from what I've seen of the coverage so far. I'm too tired to stay up f...

These are the voyages of the Star Trek stuff I've collected over the decades...now neatly stored together in these bespoke bins.   

Tonight--or, rather, over one hundred years ago--big game hunter Bartholomew Jones set foot on the shores of Sydney, Australia. Bart has bee...

I made some nachos. Tasty! Note the classy paper plate and Tupperware presentation.   

Sylvia and I were at the Glenrose after work yesterday. The flags were snapping so violently I thought they might be torn free of their pole...

While driving Sylvia to an appointment after work today, something on the drive prompted me to imagine Palate Jack. Palate Jack has the asto...

Singularity Electric screams, trembling leaves The silence of ice

Disclaimer: I know LLMs are not actually self-aware, that's they're just word-order-guessing-machines, but this exchange is worth sh...

It wasn't until I was flung from the speedboat at a little over 400 kp/h that I learned road rash wasn't exclusive to roads; but the...

Sean came over to visit today, and we played a game of Trick Shot. Despite not being a sports guy, I really enjoy this fast-paced, easy-to-l...

Earlier today, I told myself to relate a funny story here so I wouldn't forget it. Naturally, the story is hiding somewhere between the ...

 

 How did it all start? Well, we made the mistake of trying to pry their guns from their cold, undead hands.