The Earliad
Friday, December 31, 2004

Goodnight, 2004

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I've had a good year. I'm surrounded by incredibly generous friends and relatives who help me whenever I need it, and I have a remar...
Friday, December 24, 2004

I'm So Meshuggeneh I Could Plotz

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On wednesday, I was taking a little tour of the garden centre at Hole's when Anne, one of my coworkers, asked me if I knew what a dremel...
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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

The Drive-By Pundit

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On Wednesday or Thursday afternoon, Bruce and I got talking about brand inspectors - guys who inspect cow brands, making sure they're au...
Tuesday, December 21, 2004

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Lines for Future Scripts All is still dry on the creative front - I can't seem to write anything that has any meaning or sense, as s...
Monday, December 20, 2004

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Production Dysfunction On Friday night, I decided to watch an episode of Star Trek . (Contrary to popular belief, this is not something ...
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Sunday, December 19, 2004

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Is This the End of Zombie Chaucer? Last night Sylvia and I played three games of Zombies! , the game of...er, zombies. She won two out o...
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

The Long Shadows

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The Long Shadows By Earl J. Woods The man in the long brown trenchcoat staggered down the deserted street. There was a sudden gust of wi...
Monday, December 06, 2004

How you like the mashing, puny humans?

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I just can't get enough of that...
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Harry's Ribs

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...often leads to unfortunate circumstances. Many years ago - I believe it was 1989 - Philip Cresswell and I returned to the lounge area...
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Saturday, December 04, 2004

Monster Mash

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About fifteen minutes ago, I woke up and asked Sylvia what would happen if a giant threw a bunch of people into a giant mixing bowl. She o...
Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Confection Currents

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Thanks to reality TV, there's a lot of talk these days about the return of "bread and circuses," i.e., the tendency of the rul...
Monday, November 29, 2004

Roleplaying Games Without Frontiers

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I finally figured out what Peter Gabriel is singing at the beginning of "Games Without Frontiers." It's "Jeux sans fronti...
Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Earl's Bad Jokes of the Day

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1. So Arthur the assassin goes to the grocery store and whacks a trio of targets, garroting them. His employer gives him a shiny new looni...
Monday, October 11, 2004

Goodnight, Superman

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Q: Do you believe in the Lord? A: Even though I don't personally believe in the Lord, I try to behave as though He was watching. -Chri...
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Friday, September 17, 2004

New Digs

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We've moved in! Well, we moved in September 4th, but we've been unpacking since then, one box at a time. It's going slooooowly.....
Thursday, September 02, 2004

The Bleak House of Boxes

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Sanity...crumbling...still...packing...but...no...boxes...must...stuff...things...into...other...things...plastic...bags...unused...gifts......
Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Boxed In

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My apartment has been reduced to an empty shell filled with cardboard boxes. In three days, Sylvia and I are moving into our new condominium...
Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Behold...The Barf Thing!

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It was February, 1992, and fifteen members of the University of Alberta Star Trek and Scuba clubs packed into a van and drove from Edmont...
Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Elvis Haiku and Leaping Over the Garden

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My brother Sean and I were goofing around last month at my parents' place; here's my favourite action shot. (Click for a larger ve...
Monday, August 09, 2004

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Earl is an artist, too!
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Racing Up the Charts

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What Grows Here? is now at #5 on the Edmonton non-fiction charts!
Tuesday, August 03, 2004

#7, No Bullet

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I found out today that our latest book, Jim Hole's What Grows Here? Volume One: Locations , has just hit #7 on the Edmonton Journal...

Invincible Earl Has Nothing to Fear

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Invincible Earl has nothing to fear.

Superb, Man

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Have you ever fantasized about having some kind of superhuman ability? I have. Usually I like to imagine having the power to fly. But someti...
Saturday, July 17, 2004

Pande-minium

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W00T! Bought a condo! W00T!!!!11111!!!! :-O   Earl am teh roxxorzz!!!!!1111!!!!   It's in Terra Losa, a couple of blocks north of W...
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