What do you call a pizza large enough to feed a rebellion?  The pizza de la resistance . 

Q: What's left when your container of paint runs dry?  A: Nothing but a pigment of the imagination.  -Today's joke inspired by a qui...

One day, Saint Peter admitted an audiophile to heaven. The blissful audiophile spent much of their time enjoying the majestic harmonies of a...

One day in the future, when it's safe to gather in restaurants again, I'd love to try the following gag:  Before we enter the restau...

We all know the definition of a running joke; it's a gag that becomes funnier through repetition, or at least one that people continue ...

There's a communal fridge at work that contains several cartons of milk, presumably so my colleagues can use it to lighten their coffee...

"Why do you insist on drinking milk from the carton?"

Earlier today I noticed an orange sticker on the ceiling above my cubicle. "What's this orange sticker?" I asked, pointing ...

What do you call it when someone insults your refrigerator? FREEZER BURN.