Artoo unit squawks As Santa presents a carrot Drax and Neville sigh 

  Santa Gonk says "Gonk!" As the train whistles to stop Sleigh wants silent night

  Wind whistles through the Cave entrance, making gargoyle Wings flutter softly

A watchful owl hoots Lightsaber ignition sends Spinning top awry  

A winter idyll Crackling fire roasts marshmallows Laser tower hums  

  Thumping through snowdrifts Waves crash on freezing creek; a Whisper: "I am Groot..?"

  Severus Snape sighs Weaponized Christmas and a Rocking horse winner

  O Christmas tree a Snowtrooper prepares to fight Fountain's guardian

  Macabre tableau Christmas morning horror with Stereo carols

Interceptor shriek Annoys neon-haired wizard Scarecrow and cane mute  

Benetar's wail drowns Out B-Wing scream; lantern flames Flicker near portal  

  As Mantis rocks hard Sweet guitar licks cause waves and Crack ears, eggs, and time

Shrieks of terror as Vader and Voldemort team To ruin Xmas  

  Broompunk Christmas songs Blue flames and vaporators It's cacophany

  Birdsong stopped short by Robot, wizard, and cyborg Nervous chirps follow

  Shadowy ghosts lurk In the whispering branches A feast endangered

  Deafening silence An empty living room waits For absent Santa

  Cookies don't appease Sobbing ghosts of Christmas Now So feed the spaceship

  The train whistle howls Warning the hissing snake to Avoid Rocket and Robot

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