Alas, poor Burnshock! I knew him, Verluccio. A fellow of infinite quest, of infinite gallantry. He hath saved the galaxy a thousand times. A...

. . . the ULTIMATE C.H.A.O.S. agent!  No. Her dress is too filthy.   

 

From the late 80s onward, though with diminishing frequency in the 21st century, I've whiled away idle moments conjuring up Minions o...

TOE STUBBER STRIKES AGAIN! Today's life lesson: don't rush up the stairs when someone knocks at the door. If it's import...