The ULTIMATE C.H.A.O.S. agent! Alas, they slipped out before I could catch them.  C an't H ardly A pprehend O utlaw S ausage  

Some months back, I ordered two 3D-printed shapeshifters disguised as toilets and a 28mm nurse miniature. I modified one shapeshiting (ty...

Or maybe this is just a string of words that sound interesting together... Cantankerous Melancholy Jupiter Speedbump Castaway Bypass H...

Today Sean asked me to use Microsoft Paint to draw Dolt Man (Paladin of O.R.D.E.R.) flying over some transmission lines. Here is my attem...

From the late 80s onward, though with diminishing frequency in the 21st century, I've whiled away idle moments conjuring up Minions o...

Continued from this post.  In a world that featured an eight-foot-tall sentient milkshake, talking vegetables, a murderous toilet and men...

You can use image editing software to fake depth of field effects. Just select your foreground image, invert the selection and apply gauss...

Most of my friends are aware that I'm not a big sports fan. I can name perhaps two hockey players, two football players, one soccer pl...

Alias: Insipid Butterchurn Affiliation: Minion of CHAOS Real Name: Insipid Butterchurn Height: 60 cm Weight: 6 kg Hair: none Eyes: bl...

Illustration by Colin Dunn Prologue: The Long, Long Night of Dr. Cerebellum One day on a beach in the south of France, Philippe Gagnon ...

The sinister visage of...EYE-GORE! Little is known of Eye-Gore, Cyclopean Triple Amputee. Though, like many residents of Earth-69, he pos...

Alias: Shin Barker Affiliation: Minion of CHAOS Real Name: Jack Shemp Height: 170 cm Weight: 65 kg Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Di...

Filberts

Pork Chop Oink, by Sean Woods Agent of CHAOS File: Pork Chop Oink Alias: Pork Chop Oink Affiliation: Minions of CHAOS Real Name: Pork...

Pimp My Pork Chop Oink, by Sean Woods

Go see X2 . Do it now, because it rocks. I love intelligent science fiction. I love stories with integrity. And I love perfect casting. Even...

Right now I'm working on an Excel spreadsheet, one that describes, once and for all, the names, appearances, origins, and abilities of t...