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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Shooting Brontosaurs on Earth-967

I used some free credits that came with my Photoshop subscription (grrrr, subscription models) to generate this eight second video of me photographing dinosaurs from a helicopter. 

I gave Firefly this real image of me in a helicopter as a starting point and simply prompted it thusly: A combat photographer flying in a helicopter over a verdant jungle photographs dinosaurs. It took about two minutes to generate the clip. 

So...an amusing toy, but not, I would say, worth the economic, environmental, and social costs quite yet. Or possibly ever. I don't have an issue with creative tools, but only when their benefits outweigh their drawbacks. 

2 comments:

Jeff Shyluk said...

Yes, but... the 100 Things You Wish You Could See In Movies! Once you prompt this, it's the end of the world anyways. I'm a bit surprised you didn't choose one of those. #54: Bald Man Escapes A Burning Passenger Jet On The Tarmac By Going Feet-First Down The Emergency Slide, Landing Forcefully On A Unicycle That Has No Seat. Things like that. Although AI still seems squeamish about Evil Dead II levels of violence, which is perhaps a saving grace. Without a body, the computer mind cannot comprehend "Give me back my handddd!!!"

I apologize for not remembering what the real #54 is, by the way. I'm sure it's something that would strangulate the AI and thus save the world.

Sean Woods said...

I'm sure #54 has some sort of act of violence against bald people.