New on the EW: Space Surfer

The Holy Damned

Friday is fright night on the EW! 

O'Seanigan

New on The EW - Sean Woods stars as O'Seanigan. Justice, like lightning, strikes twice - or wherever it's needed on the grizzled streets of Paradise Cove, or as its residents call it, Slum City. Can O'Seanigan - former cop, former bounty hunter, former cleaner - mete out his own brand of rough justice while avoiding the corrupt authorities of Slum City? Find out on O'Seanigan, Mondays at 7 on The EW. 

Booker

I'm having fun experimenting with Lightroom and Photoshop CC while at the same time expanding the lineup of the fictional EW network. I figure Booker is a laid-back bookworm cop whose knowledge of popular culture helps him solve crimes, much to the consternation of the chief. 

And the Spinoff, Jeff Thunder

American Pictureshoppe

When I first realized that Hillbilly Handfishin' was a real television program and not a parody of reality shows, my mind boggled. Since television producers are obviously in desperate need of more content - and the more cheaply produced, the better - here's my latest fake television show for The EW: American Pictureshoppe. The network will solicit funny (?) image manipulations from the public and play them slideshow-style while a goofy narrator makes snide remarks. Ladies and gentlemen, the future of television, produced for maybe a thousand bucks an episode.

Rocket Babies

Coming this fall on The EW...

ROCKET BABIES!

To the parents, it's just a baby taking a bath in the sink.

But in a world where a baby's imagination can transform reality, that baby in a sink becomes the commander of a mission to the stars!

ROCKET BABIES! From the producers who brought you BABY GENIUSES, BRINGING UP BABY, BABY LOVE, BABY GOES BANANAS, BABY OF BUTCHER FALLS and BABY BABY!

ROCKET BABIES! A wild new world of the imagination each and every week! Series premiere September 19 at 7 on The EW!

The Car Whisperer

These posts depicting fictional shows on the equally fictional EW network are really just a framework that allows me to amuse myself while honing my Photoshop skills, such as they are. I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of how to manipulate layers and blending options, though nuances of lighting, perspective and a hundred other important techniques remain elusive. For this image to work, you have to imagine that there's an even brighter starfield in front of Earl and the cars; otherwise, they'd be backlit by the starfield behind them.

The Walking Dad

THE EW PROMO NARRATOR: On the next chilling episode of The Walking Dad...

DAD: Kids, Liz, I'm going down to the corner to pick up the mail. Does anyone have any mail for the mailbox?

KIDS AND LIZ: Nope!

THE EW PROMO NARRATOR: A journey of a million miles begins with a single step...

DAD: I forgot the keys! Now I'll have to walk back to the house.

THE EW PROMO NARRATOR: Wednesday night drama on The EW - an all-new Walking Dad, right after an all-new Arrow and an all-new Earl's Island!

Earl's Island

New this fall on The EW -

Seven precocious babies - SHIPWRECKED on a tropical island! EARL'S ISLAND!

No food...no lights...no motor car! Not a single luxury! But that won't stop these tenacious tykes from building their own CUTE-OPIA!

Series Premiere Wednesday at 8 after an all-new ARROW!