Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 24

BB-8's beeps
Announce Santa's arrival 
Ice patronus glares
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 23

Bitter mandrake frowns
For Christmas, garbage and junk
Roots of his evil
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 22

Cedric Diggory
Needed a medical droid
Mournful train whistles
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 21

Heart-shaped box chimes out
Mrs. Claus, coming to town
Floating robot drones
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 20

 

Chocolate spider
Creeps toward the droid's treat cart
Cannibal Christmas

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 19

Blaise and a snowman
Quiet as a holiday 
Mouse droid on the morn
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 18

Christmas mad science
Gurgling potions make monsters
A yuletide nightmare
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 17

A droid on a wing
Squeaks "Roger, roger," noting
Christmas tree cosplay
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 16

Beep-blooping Treadwell
Chasing Luna's toy robot 
Night cacophony
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 15

Two aliens gather
Around a butterbeer keg
To drink to Christmas
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 14

Christmas: Day 14
Spider in a spaceship plant
Invasive species
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 13

Two giggling gals love
Spreading joy with their green pal
Singing "Peace on Earth" 
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 12

Green potion fuels
Plucky skateboarding robot
Four wheels whiz on ice
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 11

Poor Boo Boo Kitty
Christmas treat for beast or droid? 
Plastic tongue flicks out
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 10

Whirring wheels on soft
Snow-white carpet, Hannah's gift
With tool rack bathos
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 9

 

Four golden compasses
One box of droid parts and a 
Girl in a deer suit

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 8

A blade scraping snow
Electric robot hum sparks
The hippogriff's rage
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 7

"Unhappy Christmas,"
Snarls Malfoy; R7 trills
A hymn for Rover

 

Lego Advent Calendar 2025 Day 6

Old engine rumbles
Robot vacuum whirrs, suction
Sucking vomit beans
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 5

Shutterbug shoots us
"Down with metanarrative!" 
Shattering fourth wall
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 4

"Cho Chang, safety first!"
Cries the robotic pit droid
Ravenclaw folly
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 3

Protocol droid whines
Displayed on Hogwarts altar
Teddy bear trauma

 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 2

The snowy owl hoots
Contemplates a toy grader
Space coffee gurgles
 

Lego Advent Calendar Haiku 2025 Day 1

Three December smiles
Silent as the falling snow
Teddy ewok joy
 

Maximus, Helmet in Hand

Maximus, helmet in hand
Crossed the nuke-blasted desert
Wrapped in a cloak of steel
Not his own; 

Maximus, hammer in hand
Fleeing his conscience
Chasing glory
Every ghoul and mutant and raider
Just another nail in his coffin