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Wednesday, November 19, 2025
Beyond Mortal Kenner, Part One: Star Wars
This is what remains of the Kenner Star Wars figures I had in Leaf Rapids. I'm missing Princess Leia, R2-D2 (a real bummer, since that was the very first figure Mom and Dad bought for me at the Town Centre; plus, R2 remains my favourite character), the Death Squad Commander, Death Star Droid, all the droids from the Droid Factory (and the Droid Factory itself), my X-Wing Fighter, and my TIE Fighter. But I don't mourn their loss; all those toys were well-loved and played with often through my childhood, times shared with good friends weaving nonsense adventures in back yards and sand pits.
At some point, I'll donate the least worn of these figures and discard what remains. But not quite yet.
Tuesday, November 18, 2025
Slingshot Maneuver
Utopian future
There's no war and no
Lust for lucre
They put me in
This gold shirt
And then we went
To Red Alert
I pushed some buttons
I made the ship go
Without training
I was flying solo
And yet we made it
To planet Fizzbin
And we delivered
Vital medicine
It felt good
To do nice things
With a collection
Of xeno-beings
But why me?
It doesn't seem right
To leave my past behind
With space flight
My world's still broken
It needs repair
We gotta earn this future
Playing fair and square
So hurl me back
Into your past
Slingshot 'round a sun
Another chance at last
For a salvation run
Monday, November 17, 2025
The First Batmoble (Sort of)
Two famous first appearances of iconic superheroes, two first appearances of iconic vehicles linked to those characters. 1939 was quite a year.
Sunday, November 16, 2025
First Canadian on the Moon
Saturday, November 15, 2025
Batman's Daylight Mission to Edmonton
Friday, November 14, 2025
with giant cat eyes.
It sits looking
through our window and souls
in silent judgement
and then moves on.
-With apologies to Carl Sandburg
Thursday, November 13, 2025
Story in a Phone Booth
Wednesday, November 12, 2025
Phoning In the Story
Tuesday, November 11, 2025
First-Person View of Earl Opening a Bottle of Coke
Monday, November 10, 2025
Summer Birdie
Surely searching
For a bit of grain
Birdie chirping
Also twerking
Courting birds in vain
Falling silent
In the twilight
Nodding off to sleep
Come the dawn
The birdie's gone
And all the children weep
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Spaceship Launch
2 AM:
The roar of rockets
Breaks the moonlit silence
Rends the black fabric of the night
There it goes
A silver starbird
Farting its way to the firmament
Saturday, November 08, 2025
Wasteland Minuteman
Friday, November 07, 2025
Owlman
Here's Owlman, AKA Thomas Wayne Junior. Owlman is from Earth-3 and the smartest member of that world's Crime Syndicate. He's basically Batman, but evil.
Thursday, November 06, 2025
UBER EARL X
Wednesday, November 05, 2025
Soda Can Turrets
I painted a pair of 3D-printed turrets made to incorporate soda cans. Cute! I'll use them for Star Schlock objectives.
Tuesday, November 04, 2025
Tacoless Tuesday
Tacos, tacos
I wish I'd cooked you
I wish I'd assembled you
I wish I'd garnished you
I wish I were eating you
Right about now
Monday, November 03, 2025
So Say Me Earl: Some Thoughts on Caprica
The 2003 reboot of Battlestar Galactica was a dynamite show, chock full of intense action sequences and hard-hitting drama--a story not just about the survival of humanity, but about whether or not our species even deserves to survive.
So I was initially excited to watch Caprica, the 2010 prequel series set several decades before the events of its parent show. And yet, I didn't watch the series until a couple of years after its original broadcast, and even then I watched only the first 10 (of 19) episodes. My interest waned, though, and I gave up on the show.
But over the last couple of weekends, I re-watched those first 10 episodes and the nine I'd never seen before. I think the world has changed sufficiently to somehow make Caprica a better show than it might have been; its themes of religious fanaticism and the potential threats posed by artificial intelligence seem much more timely now.
The Plan
Caprica is the story of two families: the Graystones, native to the planet Caprica--the dominant culture of the Twelve Colonies that make up the human family--and the Adamas, Tauron immigrants to Caprica. The Graystones are filthy rich, and their patriarch, Daniel Graystone (Eric Stolz) is a roboticist and pioneer of incredibly immersive virtual reality technology. The Adama family is more middle class; Joseph Adama (Esai Morales) is a lawyer with Tauron mob ties.
Trouble unfolds early in the show's pilot; Zoe, the Graystone's only child, has gotten mixed up with religious fanatics who believe in a pseudo-Abrahamic god, whereas the vast majority of Colonial citizens are pantheists. Zoe and her boyfriend get on a monorail; what Zoe doesn't know is that her boyfriend is wearing a bomb. It explodes, killing dozens, including Zoe, but also Joseph Adama's wife and daughter. The Graystones are left childless, and Joseph is left alone with his young son--though he is supported by his brother and mother-in-law.
Daniel Graystone and Joseph Adama strike up an uneasy friendship when they connect at a briefing for families of the victims. But that friendship breaks down when Caprican police suspect, correctly, that Zoe was involved with the train bombing.
How does all this lead to apocalypse to befall the Twelve Colonies some 58 years after the events of this show? Well, it turns out that Zoe is perhaps even smarter than her father; she created a virtual version of herself before her death, and that version of Zoe lives on in the virtual space created by her father. Daniel Graystone discovers this, initially writes her off as just a really good software simulation of his daughter (and he may be right); Joseph Adama finds out, and, moreover, convinces Graystone to create a similar avatar of his dead daughter, Tamara.
Over the course of the show's run, the Graystones and Adamas pursue their own goals--mainly to bring their daughters into the real world by placing their avatars into robots, allowing them to live in the real world rather than a virtual reality. (Or at least that was the original plan--Tamara's story is explored only in fits and starts and is left unresolved by the end of the series.)
Meanwhile, the Caprican police are trying to track down the monotheistic terrorists as Joseph Adama gets pulled deeper and deeper into the underworld he's tried to avoid and the Graystones struggle to hold on to their business in the wake of the scandal created by Zoe. Complicating manners, the monotheists learn of the avatar technology and see it as a means to create a guaranteed afterlife for members of the faith. And they're planning their biggest attack yet--to blow up a sports stadium and kill thousands in the name of their one true god, punishing the pantheists for their blasphemy.
The Graystones manage to thwart the plot by taking control of a bunch of several "Cybernetic Life-Form Nodes," AKA Cylons--the robots Daniel Graystone has been building for the Caprican government. The Cylons save the day, Zoe Graystone turns the monotheists' virtual heaven into a virtual hell, and the people of the Twelve Colonies embrace the Cylons as their new robot servants take over all the menial tasks that no one on the Twelve Worlds wants. Zoe gets reborn into an advanced robot body, one that appears fully human, reuniting the Graystones in the real world.
But the cult of monotheists hasn't given up. As the series closes, they have a new congregation--one made up of not only humans, but Cylons. And thus the stage is set for the Cylon uprising that nearly exterminates the human species during the events of Battlestar Galactica.
The Outcome
I enjoyed Caprica. It's not trying to be a clone of its parent show, and while the plot may meander and lose its way more than once over the course of its 19 episodes, the story raises important questions about faith, being, and the ethical lines we cross in the pursuit of our dreams. Moreover, despite being cancelled, the show ends on a reasonably satisfying note rather than a frustrating cliffhanger. The creators had more stories to tell had they gotten more seasons, but the ending they wound up with dovetails nicely into the Galactica reboot.
So Say Me Earl.
Sunday, November 02, 2025
Where I've Lived, and When: Part One
| In 2014, we went back to Flin Flon and shot a photo of our old house. |
A few years ago, not long after Dad died, I asked Mom if she remembered when we moved from Flin Flon, to Thompson, to Leaf Rapids, and finally to Edmonton. Yesterday, I found the post-it note upon which I jotted down the dates she gave me, allowing me to determine where I've lived, and when:
Flin Flon, Manitoba: February 1969 to July 1971
Thompson, Manitoba: July 1971 to September 1973
Leaf Rapids, Manitoba: September 1973 to March 10, 1979
Edmonton, Alberta (Millwoods): March 1979 to June 1979
Leduc, Alberta: July 1979 to September 1987
Edmonton, Alberta (Lister Hall, University of Alberta): September 1987 to April 1991
Saturday, November 01, 2025
When the Monsters Came to Edmonton
Sylvia and I went for a slow, cautious, leisurely drive around west Edmonton last night to see some Halloween decorations. Here are some of our favourites:
I didn't get a photo, but I think our best creepy moment of the night was passing by some maniac who dressed up as Michael Meyers (from John Carpenter's 1980 slasher, Halloween). Whoever created the costume and played the role did a masterful job of looking really threatening without really doing anything other than standing still and staring out from blank, featureless eyes. Yikes!























