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Showing posts with label Ron. Show all posts
Thursday, June 05, 2025
The Bleak House of Blahs 90210
Months ago, I asked Bing Image Generator to craft a portrait of Ron, Allan, Carrie, and me mowing the lawn in front of the Bleak House of Blahs. I tried to describe our younger selves as accurately as possible, but Bing insisted in turning all of us into fitness models. Of course the faces are completely wrong, because I haven't modeled any of us; I need a far better computer for that, and of course even then I wouldn't without consent.
That genie is probably out of the box, though. I'm sure it won't be long before anyone who's ever posted even a single photo of themselves on the internet will eventually find themselves artificially generated one way or another. Carrie herself, though, should be safe, as she's never had any social media presence. Good foresight!
Note, too, how primitive these images seem compared to what generative AI is capable of now. The singularity approaches...
Labels:
Allan,
Bing Image Generator,
Bleak House of Blahs,
Carrie H.,
Gardening,
Ron,
Singularity
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
Thursday, November 14, 2019
Superman vs. Apollo
Many years ago, Jeff and Susan and Ron and Tony came over to make some silly stop-action movies with me. Here's a screenshot from one of them, "Superman Gets Drunk:" Superman assaults an innocent Command/Service Module (CSM) from the Apollo program. I really need to digitize the video and post it on YouTube.
Labels:
1980s,
Alberta,
Apollo 11,
Film,
Jeff and Susan,
Leduc,
Ron,
Superman,
Tony,
University of Alberta Star Trek Club
Friday, July 13, 2018
Meanwhile, on Jeff Shyluk's Visual Blog: Sim Bleak House
A couple of weeks ago I found an old CD-ROM with some of my friend Jeff's art, specifically, art he'd created to customize characters in popular sandbox computer simulation The Sims. Jeff and I had a brief e-mail exchange about the old files, and I wrote, in part:
"I'm sure you created these skins for either the first iteration of The Sims, or The Sims 2 at the latest - but I'm sure it was The Sims. I, too, recreated the Bleak House of Blahs to run SimEarl, SimCarrie, SimRon and SimAllan through their paces, and I can still feel the bruises from the belly laughs. Most disturbing was the misery the Sims endured, how perfectly it mirrored our early-20s ennui and angst. I loved it most when one or more of us peed our pants with a plaintive 'Poo poo pee dee!' I was happy to see your memories captured in your recent blog post."
To see 1990s me, Allan, Carrie and Ron brought to virtual life, check out Jeff's story on the subject.
"I'm sure you created these skins for either the first iteration of The Sims, or The Sims 2 at the latest - but I'm sure it was The Sims. I, too, recreated the Bleak House of Blahs to run SimEarl, SimCarrie, SimRon and SimAllan through their paces, and I can still feel the bruises from the belly laughs. Most disturbing was the misery the Sims endured, how perfectly it mirrored our early-20s ennui and angst. I loved it most when one or more of us peed our pants with a plaintive 'Poo poo pee dee!' I was happy to see your memories captured in your recent blog post."
To see 1990s me, Allan, Carrie and Ron brought to virtual life, check out Jeff's story on the subject.
Labels:
1990s,
Allan,
art,
Bleak House of Blahs,
Carrie H.,
computer games,
Games,
Jeff S.,
Ron,
The Sims
Friday, February 02, 2018
Friday Read: The Lost Civilization of Dial-Up Bulletin Board Systems
In late 2016, Benj Edwards wrote a somewhat melancholy article about the few bulletin board systems (BBSes) that remain active today. Like several of my friends, I was an avid BBSer from about 1987 to 1994, that golden era before the Internet changed the world. There was a BBS for the U.S.S. Bonaventure (the Edmonton Star Trek Club, which is still around and has a Twitter account (!)), and my friend Ron hosted Freedom BBS for several years, an anarchic reaction to some of Edmonton's more button-down BBSes. Someone has compiled what seems to be a pretty authoritative list of BBSes that existed in the old, more expansive 403 area code, which back then included all of Alberta and the Northwest Territories. There were hundreds of them! I had no idea.
Benj's article covers the American BBS scene, and he relates some amusing anecdotes. It makes me a little misty; thanks to Ron, I have some of the writing I shared on BBSes in those days, but most of it has been lost. Most of it was likely garbage, but I remember a story or two that I thought was pretty good.
I can still remember the screeching noise my modem made before it connected. Ah, those were the days.
Benj's article covers the American BBS scene, and he relates some amusing anecdotes. It makes me a little misty; thanks to Ron, I have some of the writing I shared on BBSes in those days, but most of it has been lost. Most of it was likely garbage, but I remember a story or two that I thought was pretty good.
I can still remember the screeching noise my modem made before it connected. Ah, those were the days.
Labels:
BBS,
Computers,
Freedom BBS,
Ron,
The Atlantic,
The Internet,
U.S.S. Bonaventure
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
The Wrong Turn
Many years ago--sometime during the early-to-mid 1990s--I was out with my friends Jeff, Susan, Tony, Steven and Ron. Carrie and Allan may have been there too. We were out searching for films to play for our semi-regular bad movie night. Back in those halcyon days, we would visit video rental stores and pore over racks and racks of VHS cassettes. Sometimes the trip itself was as fun or more than the movies themselves.
In this particular instance, we spotted a video store in the Oliver district of Edmonton, in the strip mall that hosts a Brit's Fish & Chips now. We sauntered in and started browsing, and within a few minutes we all realized that the entire store consisted only of the porn section...it was, in fact, an adult video store, a fact that all of us somehow missed. We skittered out, tittering nervously, faces flushed with embarrassed laughter. We were all close, but not so close that we had any interest in perusing pornography together; we were not nearly so hip.
I don't recall if we regrouped to find another video store or if we wound up playing board games or something. It's funny how some memories stick, while others flutter off into invisibility.
In this particular instance, we spotted a video store in the Oliver district of Edmonton, in the strip mall that hosts a Brit's Fish & Chips now. We sauntered in and started browsing, and within a few minutes we all realized that the entire store consisted only of the porn section...it was, in fact, an adult video store, a fact that all of us somehow missed. We skittered out, tittering nervously, faces flushed with embarrassed laughter. We were all close, but not so close that we had any interest in perusing pornography together; we were not nearly so hip.
I don't recall if we regrouped to find another video store or if we wound up playing board games or something. It's funny how some memories stick, while others flutter off into invisibility.
Labels:
1990s,
Allan,
Carrie H.,
Jeff and Susan,
Ron,
Steven N.,
Tony,
University of Alberta Star Trek Club,
VHS
Thursday, February 09, 2017
Starring Earl as Earl in Toilet Chase
As the video above explains, I'm playing the part of myself as I appeared in Toilet Chase, an unproduced screenplay from the early 1990s. I'm unsure, as of yet, how to critique my own performance, except to say that I need to keep Brendan Hunter's advice in mind: this is a more intimate performance format than some others, so I need to be cautious about overplaying some moments, as I feel I have here. I also noted some engineering issues - I clearly have to figure out how to properly set the microphone, my own position, and my own volume levels.
Even with the hiccups, this was a fun exercise. Wouldn't it be cool if Jeff, Ron, Susan and Allan recorded their parts? Then I could create a real radio play, and the dream of producing some version of Toilet Chase would be reality. Heck, Jeff could animate it!
Labels:
1990s,
Allan,
Bleak House of Blahs,
Brendan Hunter,
Carrie H.,
Jeff and Susan,
Paranoid Productions,
Ron,
Toilet Chase,
Voice Acting
Friday, October 28, 2016
Civ Weekend
Although my copy of Civilization VI appeared midweek and I did play for a couple of furtive hours on Tuesday night, I'm devoting this weekend to exploring the highly anticipated game in full as soon as I finish posting here tonight. It astounds me that I played the first Civilization on my Atari 520 ST back in 1992, when Ron and Allan and I were living in the Bleak House of Blahs. I wonder if I'll be around to play Civilization XII in about 50 years...well, not if I sit on my butt all the time playing Civilization, I suppose!
Labels:
Allan,
Atari,
Bleak House of Blahs,
Civilization,
Civilization VI,
computer games,
Games,
History,
Ron
Friday, May 06, 2016
Bitter Litter II: Basil's Revenge
Bitter Litter II: Basil's Revenge
Screenplay.....Earl J. Woods
Directed.....Earl J. Woods
Starring
Steven Neumann.....The Robot
Ron Briscoe.....Corpse
Jeff Shyluk.....Basil
Earl J. Woods...Voice of the Artificial Intelligence
1. INT. An apartment and adjoining hallway. A body lies prone with a cord wrapped around its neck. Another body is sprawled across the first. A humanoid ROBOT stands over them, a hammer in hand.
ROBOT: I have littered. I must take out the trash.
The ROBOT drags the two men - BASIL and VENGEFUL MAN - out the door and down the hall.
CLOSE SHOT of BASIL's eyes, fluttering open. He appears to have only been stunned by the blow delivered in the first BITTER LITTER film!
BASIL: My head...what...what happened...the brain machine...my mother told me...never to be a quitter...Doc...Doc...he shot her...that punk with the ray gun shot her...earrrgghhh!!!!
BASIL wrenches himself from the ROBOT's grasp. The ROBOT drops the CORPSE of the man with the cord around his neck.
ROBOT: Stop. You are trash. You are no longer bitter.
BASIL: No longer bitter? No longer bitter? I'll show you how bitter I am! I still have the brain machine!
BASIL starts turning and twisting dials. The ROBOT stutters and spasms.
ROBOT: Stop! My circuits - you are scrambling them - making my eyes - glitter - flitter -
BASIL: Yeah!? Why don't you tweet about it on Twitter???
ROBOT: Danger! Anachron particles detected! Continuity crisis made possible by mutant machine!
CUT TO
2. INT. OFFICE. A 1990s-era IBM PC sits on a desk. A happy face glows on the green CRT monitor.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: I am the world's first and only artificial life form, Doctor! Well, except for your Robot, and it doesn't count because it's just a rhyming murder machine! Aren't humans proved so respectful?
3. INT. HALLWAY. ROBOT and BASIL battle. ROBOT knocks BASIL's glasses off with his hammer.
BASIL: My glasses! I can't see a thing without them! I'm blind as a ba-aaa-aaa--aaaattt!
ROBOT: Now you can change careers and be a pipe fitter. You no longer need to be the witter of us anymore.
BASIL: You're not making seee-eeennn---ssseeee!!!
BASIL, in desperation, throws the brain machine at the ROBOT. The ROBOT's face is smashed and its head explodes.
BASIL: I did it! I killed the Robot! Now who's the quitter, Ma? Now who's the quitter!? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
4. INT. the INSTITUTE. The DIRECTOR appears, carrying the brain machine. He scurries down a dark hallway as he delivers the film's coda:
DIRECTOR: This has been another...Paranoid...Production.
Labels:
Bitter Litter,
Jeff S.,
Paranoid Productions,
Ron,
Susan S.
Tuesday, March 01, 2016
Things I Have Seen Hit Jeff in the Teeth
1) A Frisbee, flung by Susan; shortly after, Ron's arm got friction-burned in a melee involving a Ring-O
2) A heavy white plastic alligator clip, accidentally sprung off a desk and into Jeff's mouth by Earl in 620 SUB
3) A nickel, after bouncing off of desk in 620 SUB - Earl also responsible
Saturday, January 16, 2016
Super Foul Mouthed
Back when I lived in the Bleak House of Blahs, I had a stand-up cardboard Superman given to me by the folks at comic store Warp One. One day Ron or Allan added a dialogue balloon with an inspirational phrase lettered across it. On another occasion, though, one of them wrote something so indecent and out of character that I was stunned senseless, as captured in this photo. I don't believe you can make out the awful text at this resolution - at least, I hope not!
Friday, January 15, 2016
Disneyline
Labels:
1990s,
Allan,
California,
Disneyland,
Jim S.,
Ron,
Travel,
University of Alberta Star Trek Club
Saturday, August 29, 2015
Crash Dummies Cartastrophe
Sometime during 1992 or 1993, Ron and Jeff played with a Crash Dummies set at the Bleak House of Blahs. I was around for the first few minutes, then went to bed. I dreamed of filing cabinets swordfighting, no doubt thanks to the clamour of the car crashing down the stairs over and over.
Labels:
Action Figures,
Alberta,
Bleak House of Blahs,
Edmonton,
Jeff S.,
Ron,
senseless violence,
Silly Nonsense
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
First Draft Event Cards for Jeff Shyluk's Toilet Chase: The Poop Deck Building Game
Jeff is working on a Toilet Chase deck building game based on our shared experiences at the Bleak House of Blahs back in the early 90s and the Toilet Chase screenplay, which concerns a toilet that comes to life and wreaks havoc in the house. In a lengthy exchange of e-mails between Jeff, me, and Bleak House survivors Ron and Allan, we inventoried every last possession we kept at the house so that Jeff could incorporate the items into the game. Jeff wrote in passing that these lists might amuse readers of this blog, but I don't want to invade the privacy or Ron or Allan. Instead, I'll share some of my early Event Card ideas, formed before Jeff had finished explaining his vision for the game. Since it's unlikely these Event Cards will appear in the finished game (at least in this initial form), I thought I'd share them here. Each card is (very loosely) based on real events that happened at the Bleak House of Blahs.
By way of explanation, "Dummies" are the game's non-player characters, the guests who dropped by the Bleak House from time to time.
Duck!
While racing down (or up) the stairs from/to the Loft, you crack your skull on the low-clearance overhang. 5 points damage. (Or whatever system you're using to track health.)
Shower Slime Mold
The downstairs shower hasn't been cleaned in so long that a Dummy gets exasperated and has to clean it. Maybe this card could result in an injury?
Crass Shinglers
Shinglers rain nails and scrap metal down onto the lawn. Anyone caught outside sustains an injury or has to dodge indoors, maybe?
Garage Thieves
Hoodlums break in and steal stuff, represented by cards from the inventory pile?
Fence Vandals
Vandals kick in the fence, reducing defences against the toilet and requiring repairs?
Cook It and Eat It
Jeff and Susan invite the Blahs-ians over for a Cook It and Eat It dinner. Invites free Toilet attack but replenishes Health if the attack evaded, perhaps? I guess this doesn't work if the Dummies are always inside the house. But it could still be done in-house - maybe the Dummies came over for a Cook It and Eat It in the first place.
Stupid Movie Night
Desperate for entertainment, the Blahs-ians (Bleak Housers?) make an emergency trip to the video store. Invites a free Toilet attack?
Food Poisoning
All Characters and Dummies have diarrhea, but there are only two toilets available (the third having been transformed into a monster). The two Characters and Dummies closest to the main floor and basement toilet suffer minus one to all CHASE stats. All other Characters and Dummies suffer minus three to all CHASE stats and have to change their clothes and shower!
Your Turn to Mow
Play against a Character. That Character has to go the garage and mow the lawn, risking Toilet attack and suffering a stat reduction of some kind? Or another penalty?
Your Turn to Wash the Dishes
Play against a Character. That Character is forced to wash the dishes, risking Mold and Disgust.
Unpaid Bills (This would be five separate cards: Gas or Water or Power or Cable or Phone)
Power or Water Cable are turned off, rendering certain Event or Inventory cards useless - cards that have one of the corresponding Tags. I have no idea if your cards have tags, but maybe they could! E.G. Microwave Oven card has a Power Tag, Toilets have Water tags, Stupid Movie Night would have Power and Cable tags, etc.)
How Can a Toilet Cut the Phone Lines? and How Can a Toilet Cut the Power Lines?
The Toilet cuts the phone or power lines, affecting Event or Inventory cards with the relevant tags in the same way as the Unpaid Bills cards do.
Labels:
Allan,
Bleak House of Blahs,
Games,
Jeff S.,
Ron,
Toilet Chase
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Freedom Fragments: Untitled Star Trek Story
Ron's generous gift of his Freedom BBS archives has presented me with a few surprises, including a number of poems, stories and fragments I have absolutely no recollection of writing. Most of it is pretty awful, including the following bit of Star Trek fan fiction, but there are a few turns of phrase I might steal from my past self for future projects.
The following story fragment was written in early 1992, and I present it here with post headers (my Freedom BBS handle was The Turtle in those days, after The Great and Powerful Turtle created by George R.R. Martin) and spelling mistakes intact. Aside from the purple prose I'm also a little embarrassed by the objectification of the story's lead woman character - it's pretty clumsy.
Here it is:
92Jan29 8:14 pm from The Turtle
His hands were shaking as they hovered above the shuttlecraft's antiquated
controls. Only one more lightyear. Already the viewscreen was relaying the
long-range sensor scan of his destination: a wavering, shimmering pond of
space. The distortion effect was hard to look at for very long, but the man
felt tears welling despite the inherent unpleasantless of the gateway. That
was what he had come to call it; what he had called it for thirty years now,
ever since he had come through.
In two minutes, he would be through. His hands fumbled for the medikit
that rested on the tattered copilot's seat. Sweat was pouring into his eyes
as he searched for the hypospray; irritated and near panic with expectation,
he wiped the salty moisture away in a frantic, spastic motion. His right hand
closed on the hypo, clutching it in a white-knuckled grip. Even from this
range, he felt the effects of the Gateway begin to prey on his mind. The
contents of the spray would protect him, however. He pressed the injector to
his left forearm.
Before he could activate the device, a red warning blinker flashed
insistently. His eyes bulged. He dropped the hypo and slammed his hands down
onto the helm controls, initiating evasive maneuvers.
There was, simply, no time. The man screamed as the shuttle lurched
violently, throwing him to the deck. He heard the hypo slide across the
floor, heard circuts burning, felt raging heat on his back. The lights went
out; only the viewer remained intact, the distortion growing larger, more
pronounced. His eyes flicked up to that beckoning cloud. Fingers seemed to
reach out to him, beckoning him to come to the other side.
He knew that the madness was gripping him. He knew that it was too late to
avoid it, even if he found the hypo right away. His heart broke as he saw the
distance readout: 1.1 AU away. So close. The shuttle shook again and began
to tumble end over end, artificial gravity lost, viewscreen dimming, the only
light from flickering flames.
With the last glimmer of sanity, the man cursed Fate, feeling stupid and
superstitious for doing so.
And then he felt himself begin to fade. He suddenly saw stars through the
shuttle walls; it was like looking through a gossamer curtain. He saw the
cruiser that had found him, so close to his goal...
And then the cruiser faded in turn, just as the shuttle walls turned
opaque once more. The man felt his own body solidifying, and he knew that he
was through.
He began to scream.
And scream.
And scream.
92Feb04 8:43 pm from The Turtle
"Captain's Personal Log, Stardate 10187.3. The ship is maintaining
standard orbit around Beta Cassius II--called H'Levn by the natives--while Dr.
Sternbach and her staff attempt to discover the cause of the plauge that has
reached epidemic proportions among the H'Lev. I find myself hoping that the
doctor is correct in proposing that the plague is not a natural occurance, but
a virus introduced deliberately by a spacefaring power. If she is
correct--and only if--then we can act to help the H'Lev.
I find it ironic that in this situation I am actually depending upon the
capriciousness of the Federation's neighbours."
***
"Henry, I said get in here, *Now!" Cynthia Sternbach's voice was hoarse
from shouting through the howling winds and blowing sand, and she held a hand
up to muffle a cough. Even within the shelter of the caves, the sands were
blown into clothing, hair, and eyes. Sternbach admired the hardiness of the
indigenies. And, she added to herself, their ability to make strangers feel
welcome. Sternbach and her med team had come in disguise, of course--it was
standard prochedure when investigating cultures below tech level seven--and
she thought that the supplies people had been a bit off in their costumes.
Even though the not-quite-right clothing garnered a few strange looks from the
humanoid H'Lev, no questions had been asked and shelter from the sandstorm had
been quickly offered.
"Coming, Doctor!" Henry Childan called back, still huddling over the
tricorder he kept carefully hidden against his body. The storm was playing
havoc witht the readings, and he gave in, securing the 'corder beneath his
tunic and turning to scamper into the cave. Childan hurried over to Doctor
Sternbach's side. The CMO led Childan over to a relatively uncrowded corner
of the cavern and pulled back the hood of her dark tan robes, revealing a lush
crown of luxuriant brown curls that Childan had wanted to bury his hands in
more than once.
"What did you find out?" Sternbach asked quietly, mindful of the dozens
of H'Lev surrounding them. Most of the refugees were near death, lying in
disorganized heaps, tended to by relatives in only marginally better health.
Sternbach gave the species only a year to a year and a half to extinction if a
cure wasn't found for the disease that had already ravaged half of their one
billion lives.
"You were right, sir--there are soil traces of the virus. It's all over
the place--scattered on rocks, trees, buildings, and it's still alive. Either
this virus is incredibly resilient, or it's been genetically engineered to
wipe out the H'Lev. We'll have to get back to the ship to do a full
analysis, though."
"Dammit. By the time we do a full scan, who knows how many more will
die...all right, Henry, well done." Sternbach hooked a finger, beckoning the
other two members of the away team to her side. "We're going back up." The
others murmered assent and they moved for the cave exit. A concerned H'Lev
rushed forward.
"Friends, wait--the storm is not over. To venture forth now is certain
death!"
Cynthia patted the man's shoulder reassuringly. "The Great God Lev
watches over us--we seek a cure for the blight that has passed over our
people." Cynthia thought that it sounded a bit, well, melodramatic, but the
speech had the desired effect. The H'Lev made a short wave with his left
hand--a salute. "Lev watch over you," he said sincerely. The party left the
cavern.
"I'm never going to get this stuff out of my clothes," Childan whined as
the raging sands blasted against them. And then the storm sparkled and winked
out, to be replaced by the soft lights of the transporter room. Childan
breathed a sigh of relief and stamped his feet on the transporter pad to
shake out some of the sand.
"Thanks, Channey," Cynthia said to the sad-eyed, vaguely East
Indian-featured man standing behind the transporter console as she descended
from the raised pad. The medical party left the room, stamping and shaking
as they went, leaving a trail of red-gold silica behind them. Channey sighed
and prepared dutifullt to clean up the mess.
"No problem," he replied, resigned, to Cynthia's retreating back.
92Feb04 8:57 pm from The Turtle
"I'm not saying I don't *know," Cynthia asserted, "I'm saying I don't
have 100% *proof."
The Captain leaned against a diagnostic bed, one hand running through grey
hair that was still thick after eighty years of life. The Captain spoke in
crisp, clear British tones, worry lines creasing his forehead. "Proof is what
I *need, Doctor. I want to help these people, desperately, but if we cannot
make it clear to Starfleet that this crisis isn't a natural occurance, then we
can't interfere. You know the Prime Directive as well as I do."
Cynthia stepped forward. "Sir, given enough time, I can prove that
someone did this deliberately to the H'Lev--probably the Romulans, if I read
the structure of the virus correctly. If it was interference, then the Prime
Directive allows us to correct it."
Captain Carter Perry thought for a long moment. If he gave the H'Lev
help--if he allowed Sternbach to distribute the cure she'd engineered--then he
risked breaking the Prime Directive, should the plague be natural after all.
And if he broke the Prime Directive...he would lose his command. High
stakes. But the odds were still in his favour. Doctor Sternbach and her
staff believed that the virus was in fact a biological weapon delivered by
some advanced, starfaring power. If that was so, then the Federation had
every right to act to correct such tampering with a culture's evolution.
Besides, Sternbach wasn't wrong very often. Under Starfleet policy, Perry
knew that he was required to be absolutely certain he wasn't breaking the
Prime Directive before acting. But if he waited for that certaintly,
thousands of sentients would die.
It wasn't really a choice at all. "Distribute your cure, Doctor," Perry
ordered. Sternbach beamed and started to assemble a field kit, but Perry
raised a warning hand. "Remember, Doctor, *full cultural protectorate
prochedures. I want as little damage to the fabric of this society as
possible. No Messiah or Florence Nightengale impressions, please."
"They won't even know who cured them, sir," Sternbach assured him. Perry
smiled and took his leave, heading for the bridge.
92Feb10 8:24 pm from The Turtle
Doctor Sternbach beamed down alone, holding the small, delicate vial of
salvation tightly in one hand. This time no storms raged; only a gentle
breeze caressed the veldt she had arrived at, a breeze that teased her hair
and made soft shushing sounds through the broad, crimson leaves of enormous
trees. The two suns were high and hot on her face; a stream bubbled and
trickled a few feet away. Cynthia walked across the short distance,
replicated moccasins swishing against lush grass, and knelt beside the
stream. Long, tubelike 'fish' slithered with the current just below the
surface, creatures the doctor knew the H'Lev used as food. A major
settlement--the planet's largest city, in fact, with a population of an
astounding one hundred ten thousand--lay only a few kilometers downstream.
Deliberately and with little fanfare, Cynthia uncapped the vial and let a
clear liquid spill with a quiet tinkle into the brook. Odd that it should be
so simple, she thought, looking down at her features rippling in the stream.
In a few hours, the antiviral agent would be present in almost all H'Lev in
the city. Her staff were duplicating the prochedure at every population
center on the planet. Total time for protection against the disease, from
discovery until distribution: ten hours. A short time in her life, of the
lives of all aboard the ship--but a short time that would mean the survival of
a species, even if that species never knew how important those few hours
were.
A broad smile broke across the delicate, rounded curves of Cynthia's face,
a smile that bridged the distance between 'cute' and 'beautiful' for the
doctor. It was a smile that came when she had accomplished something
worthwhile, when life and health had been preserved. This place, these
people, would live and prosper, she decided as she pulled out her communicator
from beneath the heavy folds of her tunic. The device chirped as she flipped
it open.
"Channey here," came the resigned mumble.
"One to beam up, Channey," Sternbach replied, the smile reaching her
voice, as well. And then she was gone, replaced by a sparkle of silver-blue
light.
And after that disappeared, there was only the wind and the water again,
whispering softly.
92Feb10 8:45 pm from The Turtle
Captain Perry had taken the doctor's news fairly noncommitally, giving her
only a curt nod and a "well done." He'd since retired to his quarters.
Looking into the mirror now, Perry saw a face that had been through much.
Even though he was only eighty--just a few years into middle age--his hair had
already gone grey, and a chorus of wrinkles was seeping, slowly but surely,
across his forehead and cheeks, lines formed more from worry than joy. Oh, he
was still handsome in a dignified, stodgy sort of way--like one of the British
lords of old. But he'd grown thinner, too, over the years, thin enough to
elicit concern from the CMO. Concern, of course, that Perry had brushed
aside, hating the attention. Sternbach admired Perry and Perry--Perry felt
more strongly than he should for the woman. It was only natural. She was
young, attractive, vivacious...and she quite possibly had the finest breasts
that he'd ever--
Perry turned from the mirror angrily, cutting off that train of thought.
Is this what I am now? he wondered. A dirty old man, more concerned with my
own infirmity--imagined infirmity, at that--than my command? More concerned
with thoughts of romance--hell, sex, be honest with yourself--than the welfare
of an entire civilization? He'd barely been able to concentrate on crucial
decisions lately because of his twin obsessions...
Carter Perry was being unfair to himself, and some corner of his mind knew
it; it was just that his preoccupations were taking up more of his time than
he was used to. He was giving 99 percent rather than 100. This was, in his
mind, unacceptable.
He sighed and sat down heavily on the bed, plunking down next to his desk
terminal and hitting a small blue square on the touchpad set into the oak. A
"Captain's Log: Recording" telltale popped up on the screen recessed into
the cabin wall.
"Captain's Log, Supplemental. I have ordered Dr. Sternbach and her staff
to implement disease control prochedures on H'Levn. Her work has been
carried out and she reports that the population of the planet is now safe from
further devestation by the virus. Work is now proceeding to prove
conclusively that the virus was in fact a biological weapon introduced by a
hostile spacefaring race that wished to eliminate the H'Lev in order to
garner the considerable resources of the planet. I have made a full report of
the mission for Starfleet and am awaiting further orders from command.
Note also that this mission concludes our current tour of duty and that
the ship will be reporting back to the Antares shipyards immediately for our
biannual resupply and refitting. We shall be underway in a matter of hours.
Carter Perry, USS Enterprise."
92Feb10 8:58 pm from The Turtle
The USS Enterprise--NCC-1701-B, as the letters emblazoned across the bow
proudly declared--broke orbit, arcing outwards and upwards from H'Levn, golden
starlight caressing the starboard half of the ship. Like a swan breaking away
from the surface of a wave-swept lake, her feet and wings kicking up droplets
of pure, clear water, Enterprise peeled aside Einsteinian space, stretching
with visual Doppler effect, hesitating for the barest fraction of an instant
as if taking in a deep breath, and then snapped back into her proper form as
she was shot forward into hyperspace, leaving a dazzling rainbow of colour
behind. There was scattered applause from the stars, then silence as H'Levn
continued her serene revolution.
END PROLOGUE
The following story fragment was written in early 1992, and I present it here with post headers (my Freedom BBS handle was The Turtle in those days, after The Great and Powerful Turtle created by George R.R. Martin) and spelling mistakes intact. Aside from the purple prose I'm also a little embarrassed by the objectification of the story's lead woman character - it's pretty clumsy.
Here it is:
92Jan29 8:14 pm from The Turtle
His hands were shaking as they hovered above the shuttlecraft's antiquated
controls. Only one more lightyear. Already the viewscreen was relaying the
long-range sensor scan of his destination: a wavering, shimmering pond of
space. The distortion effect was hard to look at for very long, but the man
felt tears welling despite the inherent unpleasantless of the gateway. That
was what he had come to call it; what he had called it for thirty years now,
ever since he had come through.
In two minutes, he would be through. His hands fumbled for the medikit
that rested on the tattered copilot's seat. Sweat was pouring into his eyes
as he searched for the hypospray; irritated and near panic with expectation,
he wiped the salty moisture away in a frantic, spastic motion. His right hand
closed on the hypo, clutching it in a white-knuckled grip. Even from this
range, he felt the effects of the Gateway begin to prey on his mind. The
contents of the spray would protect him, however. He pressed the injector to
his left forearm.
Before he could activate the device, a red warning blinker flashed
insistently. His eyes bulged. He dropped the hypo and slammed his hands down
onto the helm controls, initiating evasive maneuvers.
There was, simply, no time. The man screamed as the shuttle lurched
violently, throwing him to the deck. He heard the hypo slide across the
floor, heard circuts burning, felt raging heat on his back. The lights went
out; only the viewer remained intact, the distortion growing larger, more
pronounced. His eyes flicked up to that beckoning cloud. Fingers seemed to
reach out to him, beckoning him to come to the other side.
He knew that the madness was gripping him. He knew that it was too late to
avoid it, even if he found the hypo right away. His heart broke as he saw the
distance readout: 1.1 AU away. So close. The shuttle shook again and began
to tumble end over end, artificial gravity lost, viewscreen dimming, the only
light from flickering flames.
With the last glimmer of sanity, the man cursed Fate, feeling stupid and
superstitious for doing so.
And then he felt himself begin to fade. He suddenly saw stars through the
shuttle walls; it was like looking through a gossamer curtain. He saw the
cruiser that had found him, so close to his goal...
And then the cruiser faded in turn, just as the shuttle walls turned
opaque once more. The man felt his own body solidifying, and he knew that he
was through.
He began to scream.
And scream.
And scream.
92Feb04 8:43 pm from The Turtle
"Captain's Personal Log, Stardate 10187.3. The ship is maintaining
standard orbit around Beta Cassius II--called H'Levn by the natives--while Dr.
Sternbach and her staff attempt to discover the cause of the plauge that has
reached epidemic proportions among the H'Lev. I find myself hoping that the
doctor is correct in proposing that the plague is not a natural occurance, but
a virus introduced deliberately by a spacefaring power. If she is
correct--and only if--then we can act to help the H'Lev.
I find it ironic that in this situation I am actually depending upon the
capriciousness of the Federation's neighbours."
***
"Henry, I said get in here, *Now!" Cynthia Sternbach's voice was hoarse
from shouting through the howling winds and blowing sand, and she held a hand
up to muffle a cough. Even within the shelter of the caves, the sands were
blown into clothing, hair, and eyes. Sternbach admired the hardiness of the
indigenies. And, she added to herself, their ability to make strangers feel
welcome. Sternbach and her med team had come in disguise, of course--it was
standard prochedure when investigating cultures below tech level seven--and
she thought that the supplies people had been a bit off in their costumes.
Even though the not-quite-right clothing garnered a few strange looks from the
humanoid H'Lev, no questions had been asked and shelter from the sandstorm had
been quickly offered.
"Coming, Doctor!" Henry Childan called back, still huddling over the
tricorder he kept carefully hidden against his body. The storm was playing
havoc witht the readings, and he gave in, securing the 'corder beneath his
tunic and turning to scamper into the cave. Childan hurried over to Doctor
Sternbach's side. The CMO led Childan over to a relatively uncrowded corner
of the cavern and pulled back the hood of her dark tan robes, revealing a lush
crown of luxuriant brown curls that Childan had wanted to bury his hands in
more than once.
"What did you find out?" Sternbach asked quietly, mindful of the dozens
of H'Lev surrounding them. Most of the refugees were near death, lying in
disorganized heaps, tended to by relatives in only marginally better health.
Sternbach gave the species only a year to a year and a half to extinction if a
cure wasn't found for the disease that had already ravaged half of their one
billion lives.
"You were right, sir--there are soil traces of the virus. It's all over
the place--scattered on rocks, trees, buildings, and it's still alive. Either
this virus is incredibly resilient, or it's been genetically engineered to
wipe out the H'Lev. We'll have to get back to the ship to do a full
analysis, though."
"Dammit. By the time we do a full scan, who knows how many more will
die...all right, Henry, well done." Sternbach hooked a finger, beckoning the
other two members of the away team to her side. "We're going back up." The
others murmered assent and they moved for the cave exit. A concerned H'Lev
rushed forward.
"Friends, wait--the storm is not over. To venture forth now is certain
death!"
Cynthia patted the man's shoulder reassuringly. "The Great God Lev
watches over us--we seek a cure for the blight that has passed over our
people." Cynthia thought that it sounded a bit, well, melodramatic, but the
speech had the desired effect. The H'Lev made a short wave with his left
hand--a salute. "Lev watch over you," he said sincerely. The party left the
cavern.
"I'm never going to get this stuff out of my clothes," Childan whined as
the raging sands blasted against them. And then the storm sparkled and winked
out, to be replaced by the soft lights of the transporter room. Childan
breathed a sigh of relief and stamped his feet on the transporter pad to
shake out some of the sand.
"Thanks, Channey," Cynthia said to the sad-eyed, vaguely East
Indian-featured man standing behind the transporter console as she descended
from the raised pad. The medical party left the room, stamping and shaking
as they went, leaving a trail of red-gold silica behind them. Channey sighed
and prepared dutifullt to clean up the mess.
"No problem," he replied, resigned, to Cynthia's retreating back.
92Feb04 8:57 pm from The Turtle
"I'm not saying I don't *know," Cynthia asserted, "I'm saying I don't
have 100% *proof."
The Captain leaned against a diagnostic bed, one hand running through grey
hair that was still thick after eighty years of life. The Captain spoke in
crisp, clear British tones, worry lines creasing his forehead. "Proof is what
I *need, Doctor. I want to help these people, desperately, but if we cannot
make it clear to Starfleet that this crisis isn't a natural occurance, then we
can't interfere. You know the Prime Directive as well as I do."
Cynthia stepped forward. "Sir, given enough time, I can prove that
someone did this deliberately to the H'Lev--probably the Romulans, if I read
the structure of the virus correctly. If it was interference, then the Prime
Directive allows us to correct it."
Captain Carter Perry thought for a long moment. If he gave the H'Lev
help--if he allowed Sternbach to distribute the cure she'd engineered--then he
risked breaking the Prime Directive, should the plague be natural after all.
And if he broke the Prime Directive...he would lose his command. High
stakes. But the odds were still in his favour. Doctor Sternbach and her
staff believed that the virus was in fact a biological weapon delivered by
some advanced, starfaring power. If that was so, then the Federation had
every right to act to correct such tampering with a culture's evolution.
Besides, Sternbach wasn't wrong very often. Under Starfleet policy, Perry
knew that he was required to be absolutely certain he wasn't breaking the
Prime Directive before acting. But if he waited for that certaintly,
thousands of sentients would die.
It wasn't really a choice at all. "Distribute your cure, Doctor," Perry
ordered. Sternbach beamed and started to assemble a field kit, but Perry
raised a warning hand. "Remember, Doctor, *full cultural protectorate
prochedures. I want as little damage to the fabric of this society as
possible. No Messiah or Florence Nightengale impressions, please."
"They won't even know who cured them, sir," Sternbach assured him. Perry
smiled and took his leave, heading for the bridge.
92Feb10 8:24 pm from The Turtle
Doctor Sternbach beamed down alone, holding the small, delicate vial of
salvation tightly in one hand. This time no storms raged; only a gentle
breeze caressed the veldt she had arrived at, a breeze that teased her hair
and made soft shushing sounds through the broad, crimson leaves of enormous
trees. The two suns were high and hot on her face; a stream bubbled and
trickled a few feet away. Cynthia walked across the short distance,
replicated moccasins swishing against lush grass, and knelt beside the
stream. Long, tubelike 'fish' slithered with the current just below the
surface, creatures the doctor knew the H'Lev used as food. A major
settlement--the planet's largest city, in fact, with a population of an
astounding one hundred ten thousand--lay only a few kilometers downstream.
Deliberately and with little fanfare, Cynthia uncapped the vial and let a
clear liquid spill with a quiet tinkle into the brook. Odd that it should be
so simple, she thought, looking down at her features rippling in the stream.
In a few hours, the antiviral agent would be present in almost all H'Lev in
the city. Her staff were duplicating the prochedure at every population
center on the planet. Total time for protection against the disease, from
discovery until distribution: ten hours. A short time in her life, of the
lives of all aboard the ship--but a short time that would mean the survival of
a species, even if that species never knew how important those few hours
were.
A broad smile broke across the delicate, rounded curves of Cynthia's face,
a smile that bridged the distance between 'cute' and 'beautiful' for the
doctor. It was a smile that came when she had accomplished something
worthwhile, when life and health had been preserved. This place, these
people, would live and prosper, she decided as she pulled out her communicator
from beneath the heavy folds of her tunic. The device chirped as she flipped
it open.
"Channey here," came the resigned mumble.
"One to beam up, Channey," Sternbach replied, the smile reaching her
voice, as well. And then she was gone, replaced by a sparkle of silver-blue
light.
And after that disappeared, there was only the wind and the water again,
whispering softly.
92Feb10 8:45 pm from The Turtle
Captain Perry had taken the doctor's news fairly noncommitally, giving her
only a curt nod and a "well done." He'd since retired to his quarters.
Looking into the mirror now, Perry saw a face that had been through much.
Even though he was only eighty--just a few years into middle age--his hair had
already gone grey, and a chorus of wrinkles was seeping, slowly but surely,
across his forehead and cheeks, lines formed more from worry than joy. Oh, he
was still handsome in a dignified, stodgy sort of way--like one of the British
lords of old. But he'd grown thinner, too, over the years, thin enough to
elicit concern from the CMO. Concern, of course, that Perry had brushed
aside, hating the attention. Sternbach admired Perry and Perry--Perry felt
more strongly than he should for the woman. It was only natural. She was
young, attractive, vivacious...and she quite possibly had the finest breasts
that he'd ever--
Perry turned from the mirror angrily, cutting off that train of thought.
Is this what I am now? he wondered. A dirty old man, more concerned with my
own infirmity--imagined infirmity, at that--than my command? More concerned
with thoughts of romance--hell, sex, be honest with yourself--than the welfare
of an entire civilization? He'd barely been able to concentrate on crucial
decisions lately because of his twin obsessions...
Carter Perry was being unfair to himself, and some corner of his mind knew
it; it was just that his preoccupations were taking up more of his time than
he was used to. He was giving 99 percent rather than 100. This was, in his
mind, unacceptable.
He sighed and sat down heavily on the bed, plunking down next to his desk
terminal and hitting a small blue square on the touchpad set into the oak. A
"Captain's Log: Recording" telltale popped up on the screen recessed into
the cabin wall.
"Captain's Log, Supplemental. I have ordered Dr. Sternbach and her staff
to implement disease control prochedures on H'Levn. Her work has been
carried out and she reports that the population of the planet is now safe from
further devestation by the virus. Work is now proceeding to prove
conclusively that the virus was in fact a biological weapon introduced by a
hostile spacefaring race that wished to eliminate the H'Lev in order to
garner the considerable resources of the planet. I have made a full report of
the mission for Starfleet and am awaiting further orders from command.
Note also that this mission concludes our current tour of duty and that
the ship will be reporting back to the Antares shipyards immediately for our
biannual resupply and refitting. We shall be underway in a matter of hours.
Carter Perry, USS Enterprise."
92Feb10 8:58 pm from The Turtle
The USS Enterprise--NCC-1701-B, as the letters emblazoned across the bow
proudly declared--broke orbit, arcing outwards and upwards from H'Levn, golden
starlight caressing the starboard half of the ship. Like a swan breaking away
from the surface of a wave-swept lake, her feet and wings kicking up droplets
of pure, clear water, Enterprise peeled aside Einsteinian space, stretching
with visual Doppler effect, hesitating for the barest fraction of an instant
as if taking in a deep breath, and then snapped back into her proper form as
she was shot forward into hyperspace, leaving a dazzling rainbow of colour
behind. There was scattered applause from the stars, then silence as H'Levn
continued her serene revolution.
END PROLOGUE
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015
My Favourite Words, 1992 Edition
A couple of years ago I posted a list of my favourite words. Such tastes evolve over time, and thanks to Ron and his Freedom BBS there's a record of my favourite words as they stood on May 7, 1992, at 7:39 pm. Here's the list as I posted it back on Ron's BBS back in those halcyon days before the World Wide Web:
Earl's favourite words:
mannequin
accident
yeti
bag
hammer
clowns
fistfight
shiskebab
pipe
escalator
wheelchair
defenestrate
wound
pain
gut
finger
disembowel
teeth
smash
launch
jab
bubblegum
Yikes! This list appears to reflect the angst I was internalizing during my underemployed, girlfriend-less post-university years. The newer list is much more diverse, not to mention more reflective of my current taste. Still, this is an interesting look at where I was at back in my early 20s, and I'm grateful to Ron for keeping an archive of our writing during those years.
Earl's favourite words:
mannequin
accident
yeti
bag
hammer
clowns
fistfight
shiskebab
pipe
escalator
wheelchair
defenestrate
wound
pain
gut
finger
disembowel
teeth
smash
launch
jab
bubblegum
Yikes! This list appears to reflect the angst I was internalizing during my underemployed, girlfriend-less post-university years. The newer list is much more diverse, not to mention more reflective of my current taste. Still, this is an interesting look at where I was at back in my early 20s, and I'm grateful to Ron for keeping an archive of our writing during those years.
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Wednesday, March 04, 2015
Last Day at the Bleak House of Blahs
When I started this blog, I called it The Bleak House of Blahgs in memory of my short but memorable time living with Ron, Allan and (briefly) Carrie in our ramshackle rented house at the corner of 107 and 107 in Edmonton, Alberta. We started called it the Bleak House of Blahs after Carrie moved out, for we were then all single, all unemployed or underemployed, and drowning in the angst of the twenty-something. If only we'd known how good we had it...
Here are a few seconds of video captured on my last day, featuring Susan and Ron.
Saturday, October 04, 2014
Revisiting The X from Outer Space
One evening sometime in the late 80s to early 90s, I sat down with Jeff and Susan and possibly Ron and Tony and maybe Steven to watch The X from Outer Space on VHS cassette. I don't remember much about that night other than Jeff's mocking chant: "AAB Gamma! AAB Gamma! Come in, AAB Gamma! Oh no, AAB Gamma!"
I found it pretty funny, because of course that phrase or ones much like it were repeated ad nauseum throughout this curious little Japanese space thriller. In short, a crew of Japanese astronauts (very multicultural, some ethnic Japanese, some caucasian), embark on a rocket flight to Mars, but due to asteroids and UFOs they give up, land on the moon, switch out a crew member, and inadvertently bring the egg of a monster back to Earth. The monster destroys Tokyo, the scientists synthesize a substance to defeat it, and star-crossed lovers gaze at Mount Fuji.
I remember the plot because Sylvia and I just watched it again. Her judgement of the film surprised me.
"Well, what did you think?" I asked.
"Oh, it was good," she said.
"Really?!"
"It wasn't as annoying as some of your other weird crap."
She had me there.
I found it pretty funny, because of course that phrase or ones much like it were repeated ad nauseum throughout this curious little Japanese space thriller. In short, a crew of Japanese astronauts (very multicultural, some ethnic Japanese, some caucasian), embark on a rocket flight to Mars, but due to asteroids and UFOs they give up, land on the moon, switch out a crew member, and inadvertently bring the egg of a monster back to Earth. The monster destroys Tokyo, the scientists synthesize a substance to defeat it, and star-crossed lovers gaze at Mount Fuji.
I remember the plot because Sylvia and I just watched it again. Her judgement of the film surprised me.
"Well, what did you think?" I asked.
"Oh, it was good," she said.
"Really?!"
"It wasn't as annoying as some of your other weird crap."
She had me there.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
The Shock Fight
I looked on in bemusement as Jeff and Tony shuffled across the carpeted floor of Tony's apartment in their sock feet, attempting to build up electrical charges sufficient to zap one another with static electricity.
It was a shock fight.
The combatants taunted each other as they pointed fingers dangerously rich in electric potential, two young, gaunt men, one brunette, one blonde, cackling like madmen as their friends, I among them, watched.
Our grins were tolerant, our sidelong glances slightly mocking. How silly, we said silently, for two grown men (ah, but how young we really were, scarce more than teenagers) to gambol about like little boys on a playground. Soon, we imagined, they would tire of this juvenile pastime and we could all re-focus on more important matters, such as the latest episode of Twin Peaks or our progress through the Wasteland on Tony's PC.
The shock fight rose in intensity, socked feet wearing tracks into the abused carpet, Jeff's lips twisted back in a snarl, Tony's eyes feverish with combat-lust. And then time slowed as the unthinkable happened:
The men closed in on one another, socks sparking invisibly, flesh tingling with tightly bound energy aching to be unleashed. Jeff's guard was down for an instant as Tony's hand rose in a graceful arc toward his foe's brutish visage. My eyebrows climbed toward my hairline as I experienced a sudden dark warning of disaster, but too late, for in that instant a bolt of miniature lightning formed an eldritch connection between the tip of Tony's outstretched index finger and the bulge of Jeff's unsuspecting right eyeball. There was a loud snap, followed by a wail of agony as Jeff clapped both hands over his quivering eye.
"MY EYE!" he screamed. Tony stepped back, pressing his hands over his mouth in surprised horror, his own eyes wide with shock as he realized what he'd done.
"Oh no!" Susan screamed, her hands, too, leaping to a mouth agape in horror.
"Good Lord," Ron said, chuckling, hands on hips, as Steven shook his head and sighed. Andrea merely rolled her eyes.
As for my hands, they went to my then-firm belly as I roared with laughter, my head tossed back in glee, lost in a fit of sadistic mirth.
Jeff's yelling and cursing steadily decreased in pitch and volume as the swelling went down, though hot tears streamed down his flushed cheeks. Tony, unabashed, regained some of his earlier bravado and taunted Jeff further. I cackled on the couch for a while until I was breathless, then paused to catch that breath only to lose myself in hilarity again. Jeff's pain abated long before I finished.
While silly and perhaps even dangerous, I'll never forget the sheer spectacle of that evening's shocking entertainment. You could even say I got a real charge out of it.
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Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Kick-start My Heart
Now that I'm employed again, I'm having a hard time stopping myself from supporting various projects on Kickstarter, specifically a number of really cool-looking games:
Project Eternity: From the guys that brought us Planescape: Torment, several of the Fallout games, Baldur's Gate and more comes a new isometric 3D fantasy RPG that looks cool as all heck. This one's already funded, thank goodness, and I can't wait until it's released.
Wasteland 2: I remember being enthralled by Wasteland back in the 90s, when Jeff and Ron and Susan and Steven and Andrea and I gathered at Tony's place to guide our avatars - survivors of a global thermonuclear war - through the wastelands. If this is half as good as the original, it'll be worth playing.
Ogre: I had a heck of a time playing this back in the 80s, and now Steve Jackson's first game returns in a deluxe edition. I can't wait.
Carmageddon Reincarnation: For folks with sick, twisted senses of humour, Carmageddon and Carmageddon 2 were gifts from the gods. Vehicular mayhem returns!
Deadwood Studios USA: I love movies. I love westerns. I love board games. This game combines all three, casting you in the role of bad actor struggling to make a living working in Z-grade western films. And it's from proven studio Cheapass Games! They're even offering the original edition of Deadwood for free on their website. Blam!
All Quiet on the Martian Front: This looks like the miniatures game that was specifically designed for me: Martian tripods versus puny but plucky humans of the post-Victorian era! The models are gorgeous, and it seems like the kind of game I could convince at least a couple of my friends to play.
Age is starting to make me a little cynical, but I really think the Kickstarter model has the potential to make all kinds of small-scale business ventures possible - projects lacking wide mainstream appeal, but with enough dedicated core support to succeed if only we could be made aware of the possibilities. Kickstarter brings creative folks and their fans together, and so far that looks like a pretty good thing.
Project Eternity: From the guys that brought us Planescape: Torment, several of the Fallout games, Baldur's Gate and more comes a new isometric 3D fantasy RPG that looks cool as all heck. This one's already funded, thank goodness, and I can't wait until it's released.
Wasteland 2: I remember being enthralled by Wasteland back in the 90s, when Jeff and Ron and Susan and Steven and Andrea and I gathered at Tony's place to guide our avatars - survivors of a global thermonuclear war - through the wastelands. If this is half as good as the original, it'll be worth playing.
Ogre: I had a heck of a time playing this back in the 80s, and now Steve Jackson's first game returns in a deluxe edition. I can't wait.
Carmageddon Reincarnation: For folks with sick, twisted senses of humour, Carmageddon and Carmageddon 2 were gifts from the gods. Vehicular mayhem returns!
Deadwood Studios USA: I love movies. I love westerns. I love board games. This game combines all three, casting you in the role of bad actor struggling to make a living working in Z-grade western films. And it's from proven studio Cheapass Games! They're even offering the original edition of Deadwood for free on their website. Blam!
All Quiet on the Martian Front: This looks like the miniatures game that was specifically designed for me: Martian tripods versus puny but plucky humans of the post-Victorian era! The models are gorgeous, and it seems like the kind of game I could convince at least a couple of my friends to play.
Age is starting to make me a little cynical, but I really think the Kickstarter model has the potential to make all kinds of small-scale business ventures possible - projects lacking wide mainstream appeal, but with enough dedicated core support to succeed if only we could be made aware of the possibilities. Kickstarter brings creative folks and their fans together, and so far that looks like a pretty good thing.
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