Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Earl's Bad Jokes of the Day

1.
So Arthur the assassin goes to the grocery store and whacks a trio of targets, garroting them. His employer gives him a shiny new loonie as a reward. The grocer sees all this and asks, "Why do you work so cheap?"

The assassin points to a sign in the produce section: "Artie chokes three for a dollar."

2.

Q: What do prostitutes use to clean their teeth?

A: Heidi Floss.

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