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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Late Night Lunchtime

Conan or Jimmy Kimmel or one of those guys should film a sequence in which they pick up pedestrians and drive them to a McDonald's or Burger King or what-have-you for lunch. The catch is, the diners must collectively consume every single ketchup packet that gets tossed into the bag. If the fast food chains are reasonable, this shouldn't present a problem. But based on the extra-half dozen ketchup packets I routinely receive whenever I go through a drive-through, I'm betting more than one participant will wind up pretty nauseated. 

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