When we were in Jamaica, my wife and I were taking a bus ride on account of a) we had a lot to drink and b) Jamaicans drive on the left side of the road. The bus ahead of ours pulled away and a king crab the size of a dinner platter was revealed. Our driver jumped out of the bus and snatched up the crab before it could find another shelter. "Dinner for tonight," he beamed.
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