Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Rolling Tongues, Rolling Eyes

Tonight after dinner, I began to absent-mindedly roll my tongue, making it into a U and sticking it out into the open air.

"Hey," I said to Sylvia, "What do you think would happen if someone threw up while rolling their tongue? Would it shoot out in a thin stream? Wouldn't it be cool if you had enough self-control that you could keep your tongue rolled while throwing up? BLUUURRRGH!" I mimed the action I imagined.

Sylvia, who had been pinching her eyes closed and making gagging sounds during my inquiry, responded thus:

"Wouldn't it be cool if you had enough self-control to stop thinking out loud about this stuff?"

I laughed.


Sean Woods said...

I don't think self-control would be enough in this case Earl.

The force of the puke would probably be so great that one could not maintain a tight seal around the tongue; more than likely vomit would spew out of the corners of the mouth as well.

(cue barf thing noise)

Earl J. Woods said...

Always spoiling my fun with your damned SCIENCE! Bah!