Just as I was pulling into my parking spot last night, returning home from a visit with Sylvia, my brother called my cell.
"I have some exciting news," he said.
"Jeff and I just got rear-ended."
Jeff being Jeff Pitts, professional catastrophe magnet. Both Jeff and Sean are bruised but unbroken - in fact, Jeff laughed it off with a "I can't believe Earl missed this!"
Where's that other shoe? Zounds.