Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Something I'll Say to Sylvia Tomorrow

"Is that...purple on your cheeks?"

" Oh no, I put too much on. It's to define my face." 

"I've already defined your face...as gorgeous."

Smooth. 

1 comment:

Jeff Shyluk said...

Sim Earl would never have thought to say this.

Sim Earl would have tried to talk about circus clowns (minus, minus) before he too late realized that his path to the bathroom at the antipodes of the Bleak House was blocked by an impassable chesterfield, maybe one placed there on purpose by Real Earl.