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Thursday, June 05, 2025
The Bleak House of Blahs 90210
Months ago, I asked Bing Image Generator to craft a portrait of Ron, Allan, Carrie, and me mowing the lawn in front of the Bleak House of Blahs. I tried to describe our younger selves as accurately as possible, but Bing insisted in turning all of us into fitness models. Of course the faces are completely wrong, because I haven't modeled any of us; I need a far better computer for that, and of course even then I wouldn't without consent.
That genie is probably out of the box, though. I'm sure it won't be long before anyone who's ever posted even a single photo of themselves on the internet will eventually find themselves artificially generated one way or another. Carrie herself, though, should be safe, as she's never had any social media presence. Good foresight!
Note, too, how primitive these images seem compared to what generative AI is capable of now. The singularity approaches...
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Carrie H.,
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PROMPT: Realistic photograph, Fujifilm 850, 4k detail, high resolution, high detail. Room-mates mow the lawn outside of a ramshackle house with a ragged front yard and a white picket fence. [Addams Family house (1.0):Bates Motel (1.5)]. Earl [Star Trek geek (9.9):Star Trek uniform (0.5)], Allan [technology (4.0):idealist (1.0), Ron [Bag boy (2.0): car driver (1.0)]. Carrie [athletic (10.0): gorgeous young Sandra Bullock (0.5)]. The room-mates attempt to complete their chores, but are being chased down by a malevolent, demonic, flesh-eating white ceramic toilet. Carrie wears athletic clothes, Ron may be pantsless. Strange, dark robed priest/acolytes [Emperor Palpatine (0.3)] watch from across the fence. Their eyes glow red and their fingertips spark with eldritch lightning. One white picket fencepost is in the dumpster. Ron's car needs a new alternator. Perfect hands, perfect feet. Suction cup dart in the middle of Allan's forehead.
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