Tuesday, February 23, 2010

That's Not the Shocking Secret

"WHAT IS THE SHOCKING SECRET OF THE MAD BUTCHER'S SUPERB SAUSAGES?" I babbled tonight in an effort to distract myself from the tedium of keeping the house clean. The quote is a tagline from an old horror movie, and of course implies that the "shocking secret" ingredient is human flesh.

But Sylvia's deadpan response was a mere, "I don't know, spices?"

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