When I first realized that Hillbilly Handfishin' was a real television program and not a parody of reality shows, my mind boggled. Since television producers are obviously in desperate need of more content - and the more cheaply produced, the better - here's my latest fake television show for The EW: American Pictureshoppe. The network will solicit funny (?) image manipulations from the public and play them slideshow-style while a goofy narrator makes snide remarks. Ladies and gentlemen, the future of television, produced for maybe a thousand bucks an episode.