Pics or it didn't happen.
I once made feces out of chocolate cake. Well, I have done that several times, but what I mean is that I made a cake that looked like shit.I had a Chocolate Sauce'n Cake which is a cheap boxed cake kit. If you do it right, you get a cake in your microwave with sweet, sticky sauce on top. If you do it wrong, by mixing all of the ingredients together all at once and ignoring the instructions, you get wet goo. Add enough flour to make the goo turn into dough, microwave it, and you have a genuine Turd In A Pan. It doesn't taste all that wonderful, but it does look like you left a five pound dump in the loo.
https://discopete1.livejournal.com/88481.htmlBob: I can make shit that looks like food!Dan: Yeah, so can my mother. Big deal.
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