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Monday, January 20, 2020

Soil & Vinegar

Tonight I discovered that if you pour leftover oil and vinegar salad dressing into your toilet, it creates a spectacular and authentic diarrhea effect. A great gag to play on your significant other! 


Totty said...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Stephen Fitzpatrick said...


Jeff Shyluk said...

I once made feces out of chocolate cake. Well, I have done that several times, but what I mean is that I made a cake that looked like shit.

I had a Chocolate Sauce'n Cake which is a cheap boxed cake kit. If you do it right, you get a cake in your microwave with sweet, sticky sauce on top. If you do it wrong, by mixing all of the ingredients together all at once and ignoring the instructions, you get wet goo. Add enough flour to make the goo turn into dough, microwave it, and you have a genuine Turd In A Pan.

It doesn't taste all that wonderful, but it does look like you left a five pound dump in the loo.

Totty said...

Bob: I can make shit that looks like food!
Dan: Yeah, so can my mother. Big deal.