This morning, Sylvia informed me that I've been talking in my sleep again. According to her, this is what happened:
"Do you really want pizza at three in the morning?" I asked, waking her.
"Yes," she said, playing along, thinking I was joking.
"Okay, but I don't think anyone delivers this late...what do you want on it?" I asked.
I picked up my phone and prepared to order online. "Spinach, bacon, feta, and fresh tomatoes?"
"Earl, what are you doing?" Sylvia said, alarmed, realizing that I was actually about to order. "You're sleeping!"
"Oh," I replied, and put the phone down.
But shortly after, I piped up again. "Why do you want Rice Krispies squares? I don't think we have any."