...there would be an action movie in which the hero/ine and his/her sidekick would be infiltrating a secret base disguised as a jam factory. They'd be creeping along a catwalk above a vat of strawberry jam, but then the catwalk would collapse, dumping them into the vat. The protagonists would be thoroughly stuck in the thick red goo, and the sidekick would cry
"How do we get out of this jam?"
But they don't make movies just for me. Well, except for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.