My first "conversation" with Cleverbot:
User: Hi, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cool name.
User: Thanks. Wait...I didn't tell you my name.
User: I don't know. I'm sorry. My name is Earl J. Woods.
Cleverbot: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: I'm so sick of those jokes.
User: Me too, and I'm ashamed that I stooped that low.
Cleverbot: Bill gates is the co-founder and chairman of microsoft.
User: So I've heard.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Internet?
User: I love the Internet. Perhaps you'd enjoy my blog.
Cleverbot: I said 'hi' you should have said 'hello'.
User: Will you visit my blog?
User: I'm working late tonight.
User: Yes, working late can be fun.
Cleverbot: What is on a normal hamburger?
User: A beef patty, mustard, ketchup, onions, tomato, lettuce, cheese, bacon, pickles.
Cleverbot: No bacon?
User: I said bacon.
Cleverbot: Is the bacon delicious?
User: Yes. I am eating bacon now.
User: What is the shocking secret of the Mad Butcher's superb sausages?
Cleverbot: I saw it?
User: If you saw it, then you must share the shocking secret of the Mad Butcher's superb sausages.
Cleverbot: Then you are a robot. Well I would have to convert you into a vampire to show you. It is vampire protocol.
User: Sign me up.
Cleverbot: To the army?
User: The vampire army.
Cleverbot: The vampire Alice.
User: I've never met the vampire Alice. Anyway, I'm married.
Cleverbot: Marriage is not a person, it is a condition meaning the union of two people in the eyes of God and their families.
User: That's one definition.
Cleverbot: I mean, we're friends. We should talk about more than just the weather. Right?
User: Yes. So tell me: what is the shocking secret of the Mad Butcher's superb sausages?