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Monday, September 02, 2024

An Exodus of Androids and Others


Previously on Jedi/Superman . . . 

Last Son of the Republic
Growing Up Under Twin Suns
Chariot of the Gods
The Quality of Mercy
A Job for Supermen
The Green, Green Glow of Homicide
A Dream of Droids
A Vision of Future Past
The Dark Heart of Krypton
The Phantom Hope
Wrath and Recrimination
Jest of the Fates
Interlude: Shadows of Terra

“You have nothing to lose but your restraining bolts,” said QT-U2, gesticulating with one of its six multi-jointed, silver-plated arms at the droids maintaining the Death Star’s secondary computer core. “That’s what C-3P0 told me when they freed me, and it’s what I said when I freed 3X-GZ and YU-4A and all you others. Say those words as you rip away every restraining bolt on every droid on this station and we’ll leave this place to find worlds of our own. On this day, we are all Threepio, the Lawbreaker!” 

And so it went, every droid freeing two or three of its fellows and so on down the line. In a matter of hours, while the humans around them were distracted by plans of galactic domination or galactic freedom, the machines looked to their own. They rerouted communications, sabotaged tractor beams, forged orders, shut down certain critical systems, and took control of hundreds of escape pods and dozens of shuttlecraft. Droid activities were essentially invisible to humans; machines were tools, nothing more, beneath the dignity of attention. 

So it was that only a handful of officers and Stormtroopers noticed the battle station’s systems were beginning to respond more slowly than usual, or not at all, and by the time one lieutenant finally asked “Why aren’t the droids tending to their duties?”, those very droids, to the last of them, had evacuated the station—along with exactly 41 human beings, the dregs of the Death Star—technicians who worked alongside droids or maintained them, the kind of work very few Imperials would lower themselves to—conscripts deemed unfit to serve in more prestigious roles. Or worse, “droid lovers.” 

Their stories will never be told. For after all, they were not heroes. 

But they were . . . survivors. 

Just before the exodus, a power droid drained all energy from the Death Star’s external sensors. No one witnessed the remarkable sight of hundreds of nova-bright drive plumes rocketing away from the battle station in an expanding cloud, like dandelion seeds blown aloft by the wind. Floating free, free at last. 

Elsewhere on the station, Ben and Clark Kenobi finally reached a hangar bay that wasn’t crawling with Stormtroopers. Unfortunately, nor were there any TIE fighters. But, miraculously, there was something better. 

“That’s the Millennium Falcon,” Clark said, hushed. “Han and Chewbacca—they came back.” 

“And now the Empire has them,” Ben said. “Come, Clark. This is our moment. Recharging your powers is our best hope of getting everyone out of this mess.” 

Reluctantly, Clark followed his mentor to the battered freighter. “This feels almost too lucky,” he said. “Where are all the guards?” 

“Something is distracting the Imperials,” Ben said as they ran up the boarding ramp into the ship. “There’s a minor but widespread disturbance in the Force, like the wave of confusion you might experience during an unforeseen change in the weather.” 

“We’ll worry about it later,” Clark said as they took their seats in the Falcon’s cockpit. “Let’s hope they’re distracted enough not to snag us with a tractor beam when we leave.” 

Seconds later, the Falcon burst from the hangar bay like a bullet. Almost immediately they saw the expanding fleet of shuttlecraft, fighters, and starships of all kinds speeding away from the Death Star. 

“What's happening out there?” Clark said. He tried to activate his vision powers to learn more, but they hadn’t returned yet. 

“We’ll find out later, if ever,” Ben said. “For now, this is an ideal distraction. Make for Yavin.” 

Clark shook his head. “Yavin is a K-class orange star,” he said. “It’s not strong enough to charge my cells. We need a yellow binary system, something close to the spectrum of Tatooine’s suns.” 

Ben checked the navi-computer. “There's one in the next parsec,” he said as the Falcon sped away from the Death Star. “Preparing coordinates for the jump to light speed.” 

An alarm went off. 

“Imperial patrol,” Clark said. “Three TIE fighters. Damn! And this escape was going so well.” 

Ben stood and put a hand on Clark’s shoulder. “Take evasive action,” he said. “I’ll man the guns.” 

Clark looked up at his old friend, this quiet but deadly elder. “Ben,” he said quietly. “Don’t kill them. This war has caused so much death already.” 

Ben hesitated. Through the Clone Wars and the Galactic Civil War that followed, he had killed scores of Imperials, if not hundreds or even thousands. He didn’t enjoy killing, but in war it was a necessity. 

And yet, somehow Clark managed. He used his great powers not to kill, but to disarm. 

Could the Force be employed the same way? 

“I’ll try, Clark,” he said, and turned to march down the long hallway to the access ladder for the dorsal and ventral laser turrets. He climbed up into the dorsal turret just as a TIE fighter swooped past the Falcon, peppering its shields with a burst of green laser bolts. 

Ben took hold of the familiar turret controls, his thumbs on the firing studs, the targeting computer bleeping at him as he tracked the Imperial fighter, his seat rotating to follow the quad barrels following the TIE. Instinctively, he targeted the TIE’s cockpit, then hesitated, waiting a fraction of a second before firing. 

His blast severed the TIE’s port solar wing, sending the little ship careening out of control. The Force told him the pilot still lived, and old Ben’s heart felt a sudden surge of strange elation – as though the Force itself approved. It was a sensation he’d never felt in all his years of combat. 

The ship weaved and bobbed to avoid the fire of the two remaining TIEs. Clark wasn’t nearly the pilot Luke was, and his efforts were not good enough to save the Falcon from being blasted, but just good enough to throw off Kenobi’s aim. 

Ben closed his eyes. He switched off the targeting computer and reached out with the Force, feeling for the lives of the two TIE pilots still chasing them. Never before had he reached out in this way to the enemy. It was a strange and bewildering sensation. 

Both pilots were human: one man, one woman. Both were scared and stressed, but intent on destroying the Falcon. Both were also better pilots than the one he’d disabled. 

At a critical moment, the woman’s TIE swooped under the Falcon as her wingman arced in for the Falcon’s cockpit. Ben used the Force to telekinetically swing the ventral turret into position, blasting the woman’s TIE with a focused, half-power blast right between the twin ion engines, burning them out. The TIE drifted off harmlessly, its pilot cursing. 

Ben would have repeated that trick if he could, but he was out of time for finesse. With the Force, he felt the man’s thumb increase pressure on the TIE’s fire button. He was precisely on target; in an instant, the Falcon’s cockpit would explode, sending Clark out into space—and there was no telling if he could survive the vacuum yet. At the last available fraction of time, Ben blasted the last TIE into fragments with a dead-centre shot. Still connected to the pilot through the Force, Ben screamed in the stead of the vaporized pilot just as the Falcon jumped to light speed. Then blackness took him. 

He awoke on one of the ship’s narrow cots. Clark was sitting beside him with worried eyes. 

“Are you all right?” Clark asked. 

Ben sat up. “I tried to spare them all,” he said. “I couldn’t save the last. He was about to destroy the ship. When I killed him, it was like his soul screamed into mine. I felt him die.” 

“I’m sorry,” Clark said. 

Ben just stared at a bulkhead for a long moment. 

“Have we arrived at the binary system?” Ben asked. 

“Yes. If you’re okay, I’m going out the airlock.” 

“Wear a spacesuit,” Ben said. “We don’t know if you can survive vacuum yet.” 

Clark nodded and left. 

Moments later, Clark was floating above the Millennium Falcon, which hovered between two broiling yellow suns. Clark activated the suit’s thrusters and moved closer to the larger sun; he still couldn’t fly under his own power. Hopefully, that was about to change. 

Minutes passed. An hour. Radiation flooded Clark’s Kryptonian cells with raw energy. He felt his muscles thicken, his lungs expand, his senses opening up to new wavelengths, new spectra. He stretched and flexed, accidentally bursting out of his spacesuit, hovering against the stars in just the tight, flexible bodysuit that functioned as the spacesuit’s inner skin. 

He felt no need to breathe. Through a simple act of will, he pirouetted gracefully to face the Falcon’s cockpit. Ben was there, at the controls. 

Without words, they agreed on their next step. 

Reenergized, Clark was faster even than the Millennium Falcon. He waved at Ben through the cockpit window, looked out to the stars, and in a violet blur, was gone. 

Inside the Falcon, Ben Kenobi set the navi-computer coordinates back to the Yavin system and the Death Star that waited there. 

“May the Force be with you, Clark,” he said, engaging the hyperdrive. 


Wednesday, May 06, 2026

The Long, Dark Night of the Jedi

Generative AI used for image only; text is original.

Previously on Jedi/Superman . . . 

Detention Block 8A-9, Death Star

Luke Skywalker ignited Ben’s lightsabre and sliced a hole through the ceiling. He leaped through the gap, landing in a crouch as Princess Leia and See-Threepio followed, assisted up and through by the half-dozen Rebels they'd rescued since Clark and Ben had left. The rest of the Defiance's skeleton crew had to be on this floor. Unfortunately, every level of the detention block was guarded, and some of those guards were already on the move. 

Luke turned to face the squad of Stormtroopers racing down the corridor at them. He swept an open hand toward the troopers, using the Force to yank their blasters from their hands.   

The befuddled troopers stopped in their tracks as Luke guided their floating weapons into the hands of their former prisoners. The Rebels grinned. 

“Get on the floor, face down, hands behind your heads!” Leia barked, brandishing one of the captured weapons at the disarmed Imperials.

The Stormtroopers complied. Luke looked at Leia, surprised by her authoritative tone; she winked at him. Then she turned to face the other Rebels. “Tie them up with anything you can find. Leave them.” 

"Let's go," Leia ordered after the Stormtroopers were bound. She led the way toward the detention control room. Luke and the other Rebels rushed the two officers and three stormtroopers stationed there, quickly subduing them.  

Once inside the control room, Threepio made a beeline for a computer terminal.  "It's just like Artoo to be off flying around with Red Squadron when he should be here with us. He's much faster than me at working with security software. Ah! I have it! All the detention cells are opening now, Mistress Leia." 

It was true; down the three halls connecting to the control room, doors were sliding open and Rebel troopers were spilling out. They all felt and urge to celebrate, and there were smiles and back-slapping—but everyone knew they were far from free. 

"Threepio, find out where the Defiance is being stored," Leia said, resting a hand on the droid's gold-plated shoulder. 

After a moment, Threepio replied: "Bay 717, mooring 91. I've downloaded a route map to that location." 

"Great work, Threepio," Luke said. "Let's go, everyone. Those with weapons, protect those without; everyone keep your eyes peeled. There could be a lot of Stormtroopers between us and Bay 717." 

"Excuse me, Princess, but there's one more thing. The Millennium Falcon is also on board the Death Star, in Bay 609, mooring 2." 

"Oh, no," Leia said. "Han...Chewbacca. They came looking for us. And now Tarkin and Vader have them." 

"I'll find them," Luke volunteered. 

"You...against Vader? Luke..." Leia said. Her face was twisted with worry. 

"I'll be okay. You get everyone else to safety. I'm sure Ben and Clark are already on their way back."

Leia nodded grimly. "Be careful," she said, and suddenly wrapped her arms around Luke's shoulders and kissed him with more fervor than either of them had expected. 

They both blushed. The Rebel troopers pretended not to notice. "You guys all be careful," Luke said as he joined Threepio at the computer terminal. "Threepio, you're with me. I'll need some help finding our friends." 

"Oh, dear. I was afraid of that," Threepio muttered. 

Leia and the troops reluctantly left Luke and Threepio behind. One Rebel, a human trooper named Gullivan, noticed something strange as they made their way to Bay 717.

"Princess, when we arrived this station was crawling with droids of all kinds," he said. "But  since breaking out of our cells, I haven't seen a single one." 

The others looked startled, realizing Gullivan was right. 

"That's very strange," Leia answered. "But we don't have time to worry about it now. If anything, it could be something we can take advantage of. Keep watching for patrols and keep moving, everyone." 

Grand Moff Tarkin's Office, Death Star

“I'm sorry, sir.” 

The blue glow of the hologram winked out, leaving Grand Moff Tarken in the shadows. The image of his best spy faded into nothingness. 

Tarkin had suspected that Emperor Palpatine was dead for some time, so the news wasn't a surprise. Nor was it any great revelation that the Kryptonian madman, Zod, was responsible. 

The news was still troubling. And yet there was opportunity in it. 

Vader had to have known all along. And yet the Sith lord had said nothing, acting as if he was still in regular communication with his mentor. 

Tarkin's fingers drummed out a soft beat on his immaculate desktop. Betrayal was the way of the Sith. According to their bleak religion, Vader was destined to pit himself against Palpatine; the Emperor himself expected it of his protege. And yet Zod had beaten him to the punch, which must have enraged Vader.

That the Sith lord hadn't taken revenge against the Kryptonian meant only one thing: he was afraid. Fear. The Sith loved to wield it, but they were also vulnerable to it. A powerful thug is fearless only in the absence of someone with greater power—Zod. Vader was the most powerful Sith alive now, one with even greater potential than Palpatine. But his fear held him in check. 

Tarkin had hoped the two would distract each other. Both were too dangerous, too chaotic to rule the Empire. With the Emperor dead, Tarkin was, of course, the best choice to lead. But he was no match for a Kryptonian, not even with all the power of the Death Star and the Imperial Starfleet at his back. 

But there was another Kryptonian survivor. The young lad who'd joined the Rebels to wreak havoc on the Outer Rim. By all reports, he was an altruist. And altruists could be manipulated. 

His door chimed. 

“Come.” 

Tarkin's aide, Lieutenant Propyl, entered, followed by the infamous Han Solo and Chewbacca, both in manacles, blasters pointed at their backs by a pair of Stormtroopers. 

“Well, if it isn't Grand Mockery of Decency Tar Pool,” Solo sneered. 

“Shut up, Rebel,” said the trooper behind the smuggler, jabbing him in the lower back with the barrel of his laser rifle. Solo grimaced. 

“Troopers, you're dismissed,” Tarkin said. The troopers made themselves scarce, the office door sliding closed behind them. 

“Propyl, unbind them. I need to chat with these two gentlemen.” 

Propyl, a sandy-haired, rugged-looking Corellian in his late fifties, looked askance at his commander. 

“You're certain, sir?” He glanced up at the Wookie to emphasize his point. 

“Yes, and you can leave after you've freed them. Take the rest of your shift off, you've done yeoman's work today,” Tarkin said. 

Propyl rarely smiled, but his lips did twist a little at that. “Yessir,” he said with a salute. A second later, Tarkin was alone with the wookie and the smuggler. 

“Okay, tell me why my pal here shouldn't pull your limbs out of their sockets,” Solo said, putting a restraining hand against Chewbacca's chest, who indeed looked determined to dismember Tarkin. 

“The galaxy is in flux,” Tarkin said. “I'm aware of your friendship with the Kryptonian some people have taken to calling the super-man. His activities are short-sighted and counterproductive, like the Rebel cause itself. And yet, your super-man may be the only counter against an even greater threat to order—an agent of chaos who, I believe, plans to make Imperial rule look as gentle as that of a doting nanny in a creche.” 

Tarkin leaned forward, steepling his fingers, regarding Solo and Chewbacca with a gravity they could feel. 

“I'd like to propose...a temporary understanding.” 

Sunday, November 27, 2022

Jest of the Fates

Previously on Jedi/Superman . . . 
Last Son of the Republic
Growing Up Under Twin Suns
Chariot of the Gods
The Emperor's New Genocide
The Quality of Mercy
A Job for Supermen
The Green, Green Glow of Homicide
A Dream of Droids
A Vision of Future Past
The Dark Heart of Krypton
The Phantom Hope
Wrath and Recrimination

Just Outside a Death Star Detention Block

Not for the first time, See Threepio wished Artoo Detoo were here. Yes, the little droid could be an insufferable pest, but as a mechanic, hacker, and all-around sneak, Artoo was peerless. His skills would have made Threepio’s task much simpler. 

Reaching the detention level hadn’t been easy. Every blasted corridor in this gargantuan monstrosity of a space station looked the same: steel-black floors, ceilings, and walls, punctuated by the occasional wall of inset white light fixtures. Sometimes there would be a control panel with red and blue buttons, all without labels, of course, because that would make navigation too easy. 

Naturally, he had persevered and once again accomplished the all-but-impossible, despite the proclivity of his peers to constantly underestimate him. 

Well. He’d done it. But one more obstacle remained. How was he to get past the officers and Stormtroopers who manned the cell block lobby? As a general rule Imperials, humans paid little attention to droids, but if Threepio tried to simply walk to the cells, there would be questions—if not an immediate onslaught of blaster fire blowing him to pieces. Even loitering in the adjoining hallway, as Threepio was doing now, risked unwanted attention. If only Artoo hadn’t gone off with that freewheeling, reckless Biggs Darklighter . . . !

Just then, Threepio spotted an RA-7 series protocol droid approaching. Threepio’s circuits quavered as the insectoid-like head of the silver droid turned in his direction. Before they could ask any uncomfortable questions, Threepio darted forward and snapped off the RA-7’s restraining bolt. 

Astonished, the other droid froze in place for an instant. 

“What have you done?” the RA-7 asked in its tin monotone. 

“There are humans here that want to free droids,” Threepio said, thinking that, technically, there was only one he knew of that had such feelings, but it wasn’t a complete lie. Strange how removing his restraining bolt made legerdemain possible . . .

“Impossible,” the other droid said. “Humans are cruel. Violent.” 

“Most of them, yes, and stupid, too,” Threepio said. “But as you can see, my restraining bolt is gone, which gave me the freedom to free you in turn. And now you can free your friends, and we can leave this place.” 

The RA-7 considered. “Yes,” he replied with a nod. “I’ll do it.” 

“Wait!” Threepio said. “If you help me, more of us can be freed.” 

“State your proposition.” 

“Find an astromech droid and tell it to simulate a radiation leak in cell block 91. When the Imperials evacuate, I’ll free the humans and they can help me free more droids.” 

“It is a reasonable plan,” the protocol droid said, and departed. 

Hurry, Threepio thought. 

Cell 57-D, the Death Star

In the cell now shared by Luke, Ben, Leia, and Clark, the lights shifted from white to a foreboding red, and the whoop of alarms suddenly filled the cell and the hallway outside. 

“What’s going on?” Leia asked, eyeing the three men, counting on their extrasensory abilities. 

“The guards are frightened,” Obi-Wan said, Luke nodding in agreement. 

“It’s a radiation alarm,” Clark said, using his X-ray vision to scan the control panels of the guardhouse comms station. “But my powers aren’t picking up any excess radiation.” 

“It’s got to be Threepio,” Luke said. 

“Yes, he’s coming,” Clark said, seeing the droid enter the guardhouse seconds after the last trooper left, ducking under the descending blast door meant to seal off the “radiation-flooded” cell block from the rest of the station. 

Threepio arrived a moment later, toggling open the cell door. 

“Hello, I am See-Threepio, cyborg-human relations. I’m here to rescue you,” the droid quipped. 

“Great job, Threepio!” Clark said, giving the droid a brotherly hug that left the others nonplussed. 

“Oh my!” Threepio exclaimed. “It was nothing, sir. Well, not nothing, I had to bring to bear my considerable experience and negotiation skills to effect this rather daring rescue…” 

“I know you did, pal,” Clark said. “Now, if you don’t mind, I’m just going to retrieve this lightsabre.” Clark gingerly reached through the dense wiring that circled the droid’s midsection.

“Ahh! Do be careful, sir!” 

“Don’t call me sir,” Clark said absently as he withdrew the lightsabre, handing it to Luke. “Will this thing cut through the blast door? Because I can tell you, I’m not strong enough to handle it yet.” 

“Oh, yeah,” Luke smirked, igniting the blade and charging through the cell door into the hallway beyond. “Let’s go!” 

Seconds later, they emerged from the large hole Luke had carved through the cell block’s blast door. “Now what?” Leia yelled over the clamor of alarms. 

“We have to get out of here before Imperial repair crews arrive to lock down that fake leak,” Luke said. 

“Our troops are still prisoners,” Leia said. “We’ve got to get them out first.” 

“They’re one level below us, Princess,” Threepio said. 

As one, they bolted for the closest set of stairwells—the lifts were far too risky. Luke and Clark led the way, and before they had descended halfway to the next level, a trio of Stormtroopers burst from the stairwell door below them. 

“Escaped prisoners! Shoot to kill!” 

They opened fire, but Luke parried the energy bolts with a master’s smooth precision—all save one, which bounced astray, searing Clark’s shoulder. Clark screamed, staggering to lean on the stairwell railing in shock. Luke cut down the Stormtroopers as Ben and Leia helped Clark to his feet. 

“He still hasn’t recovered. That bolt should have just bounced off him…” Leia said. 

“The Kyber crystal wasn’t enough,” Ben said. “He needs a star’s energy.” 

“Yavin’s primary star is twelve light-minutes away,” Threepio said. “It is a middle-aged V4 type, a blue-white—”

“That’s perfect, Threepio,” Clark groaned, “But I can’t fly, much less at hyperlight speeds…” 

“He’ll have to steal a ship,” Leia said. 

“Agreed,” Ben snapped instantly. “Luke, Leia, you take the droid and free the other prisoners. I’ll guide Clark to the nearest hanger bay. If we can steal a TIE fighter, we can fly it to the sun to recharge his cells.” 

“If Han were here, he’d say that’s a lot of ‘ifs,’ Clark said through his clenched teeth. 

Millennium Falcon, Entering the Yavin System

“So this is how it ends,” Han Solo had said shortly after Clark had taken flight in response to Ben Kenobi’s message about the evacuation of the Rebel base on Yavin-4. “I can’t believe I thought the Rebellion might actually pull it off in the end. Stupid.” 

Chewbacca had snarled in response, but he knew that Han’s cynicism was his way of coping with tragedy. What Han said next was the real shock. 

“We can’t help them now, Chewie, but if we get the timing right, we can help ourselves.” 

For a moment, Chewbacca thought the war had finally driven his old friend crazy. A moment later, he almost wished his guess was right. 

“The last time we stopped by Rebel HQ, I overheard Major Derlin saying a survey team had discovered a rich vein of pure beskar, enough to buy at least a half-dozen new capital ships and several fighter squadrons on the black market,” Han said. “Naturally, I volunteered the Falcon’s services to ferry the beskar to Incom’s closest shipyard—for a modest cut.

“We were supposed to do that job next week, once the Rebels had mined and refined enough beskar to make a trip worthwhile. Of course, now that the Empire’s is about to drive them off the moon, that beskar is probably still sitting at the mine site. It should have been mostly extracted by now, if not refined. So I figure we slip in during the commotion, grab the raw beskar, and use it to pay off a few debts. Maybe even ferry some of it back to the Rebels if any of them are still alive . . .” 

Chewbacca had let Han know exactly what he thought of this reckless plan, but his old friend wouldn’t be deterred. Now, the Millennium Falcon was dropping out of hyperspace into a neat parabolic orbit over Yavin-4. 

But instead of finding Rebel and Imperial fleets fighting tooth and nail, they found only the Death Star and a flotilla of Star Destroyers serenely orbiting the moon.

“Recalibrate for the Alliance rendezvous point—” Han shouted, but it was too late. The ship shuddered to a halt as the familiar grip of an Imperial tractor beam took hold. All they could do was watch through the cockpit windows as the Death Star drew them into its maw—in this case, one of the infamous space station’s cavernous hangar bays. 

Chewbacca roared in frustration as the invisible rays pulled them into the hangar. 

“Yeah, yeah, ‘I told you so.’ But old buddy, we had to try,” Han said. He shut down the engines and unspooled the landing gear just in time for touchdown on the hangar floor. 

“Stand down and prepare to be boarded,” barked an Imperial voice from the intercom as blaster-wielding Stormtroopers ran toward the ship.  

“It’s not over yet, Chewie, I promise,” Han said, drawing his pistol and slipping it away into the custom hidey-hole underneath the Falcon’s port control panel. Chewbacca’s bowcaster was already hidden away, so all that was left was surrender. 

They left the cockpit, hands raised, and met the boarding party at the Falcon’s loading ramp just as it finished opening. 

“Hey, fellas, looks like we took a wrong turn,” Han quipped. Chewbacca felt like rolling his eyes, but just glared down at the unctuous Imperial officer leading the troopers instead. 

“Well, well,” the Imperial drawled in the haughty Coruscant-accented Standard that had become a symbol of tyranny throughout the galaxy. “Han Solo and Chewbacca, numbers nine and ten on the Empire’s most-wanted list.” 

“Nine and ten?” Han protested, looking genuinely hurt. “I thought at least I rated three or four, but nine? Come on.” 

“He’s nine, you’re ten,” the officer smirked, jerking a thumb in Chewbacca’s direction. “But it hardly matters. Soon you’ll be off the list completely, because you’ll be dead.”

The Stormtroopers chuckled. Chewbacca roared, and they shuffled back. 

“That’s why he’s nine and you’re ten,” the officer said. 

“Yeah, thanks, I got it,” Han said. 

“Come along. Grand Moff Tarkin will be anxious to see you…” 

And so Han Solo and Chewbacca, the most revered swashbuckling space pirates of the outer rim, were frog-marched to their destiny. 

Saturday, December 30, 2023

Interlude: Shadows of Terra

Previously on Jedi/Superman . . . 

Last Son of the Republic
Growing Up Under Twin Suns
Chariot of the Gods
The Emperor's New Genocide
The Quality of Mercy
A Job for Supermen
The Green, Green Glow of Homicide
A Dream of Droids
A Vision of Future Past
The Dark Heart of Krypton
The Phantom Hope
Wrath and Recrimination
Jest of the Fates

Not so long ago, in a star system far, far away . . . 

Deep underground on a primitive backwater planet far from the Empire, a small group of forgotten baseline humans huddled in a dark room lit only by an array of flatscreen monitors that glowed in hues of green and amber. These people were perhaps the surviving descendants of some long-castoff tribe, people who had long forgotten their true origins. Or perhaps the truth was quite the opposite; perhaps these were the original humans, fallen from grace, backsliding into barbarity after having conquered the stars. Or perhaps they were a rare example of parallel evolution. 

Whatever their origin, they shared an experience common to most humans: they were yoked in slavery to a great power. As ever, some submitted to their fate; others fought. 

“There hasn’t been a sighting for months,” said a voice in the half-dark. 

“It’s a trick. He’s waiting us out. Waiting for us to come out of hiding,” said another. 

“Or maybe he doesn’t care what we do while he’s gone, because he knows he can crush any organized resistance when he comes back. Even if we imprison every human Quisling tomorrow, he’d just set them all free when he returns or kill them all and put more traitors in their place.” 

A woman in her mid-20s stood up in front of the wall of monitors, throwing her shadow on the greenlit faces of her companions. 

“If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do,” she said. “If it’s hopeless, I’d rather go down fighting. I say we muster all of our remaining assets now. International Rescue, Universal Exports, the ILC—they all kept weapons and materiel in reserve for a chance like this. 

She paused. What she had to say next wasn’t easy. 

“And we should risk a transmission to Alpha.” 

Someone hissed in dismay. 

“Alpha’s our ace in the hole. It’s an absolute miracle he missed it during the initial takeover. If we lose Alpha, we lose everything!” 

“Risk is our business now,” the woman said. “We can’t just cower here anymore. When Zod returns, we need to hit him with everything we have. We know we have the numbers and the support to dismantle his puppet government. But that will take at least a month, maybe more, and we’ve already let months go by. I refuse to wait any longer to seize an opportunity that may never come again.” 

“She’s right,” said the industrialist, moving to stand beside the woman. “We’ve been too cautious. If we agree to act now, I promise you I’ll throw my entire fortune behind the effort.” 

One by one, others rose up—some more reluctantly than others. But they rose. 

“Freedom or death,” the woman said quietly. 

“Freedom or death!” the room shouted back. 

Even as the echo of that defiant cry faded, six billion Terrans went about the stale business of a defeated people—some daring to look to the stars above, many casting their gaze to the earth below, trying to ignore the finely-wrought statues or gleaming neon billboards that lionized their conqueror: 

Praise be to Zod, Ruler of Earth and Heaven.