One day, Saint Peter admitted an audiophile to heaven. The blissful audiophile spent much of their time enjoying the majestic harmonies of angelic choirs, but noted that all the chosen pieces seemed to favour bass tones. Puzzled, the audiophile approached Jesus and asked:
"Jesus, why do the angels sing so low?"
"Well, my friend," Jesus said with a teasing smile, "There's no treble in paradise."
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